*insert witty catchphrase*

Ezra. 33. Trans (he/they). Been on this hellsite since 2011. Multishipper. Mostly reblogs, I don't do much original content. Blissfully indifferent of your shipping discourse

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[the-big-mood]

[the-big-mood]

[bonesbeetle]

compilation of my all-time favorite tweets

[emmacandle]

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

[bunnygirlpaws]

reblog to tell prev you love her

[anonymouss-ound]

reblogging to tell the next trans girl i love her too

[kushblazer666]

white people love to let their giant untrained dogs off leash and then petulantly call their name 80 times in a row while standing stock still as their dog completely ignores them and runs amok

[kushblazer666]

random white person: sadie!! sadie!! come here sadie! SADIE!!!!

sadie:

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[thresher-shart]

I vote for you fishgirl

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[irish-american-chan]

The Summertime Is A Little Different From The Normaltime

[irish-american-chan]

Did You Know Clovers Theyre Doing This Kind Of Thing Nowadays

[beardedmrbean]

[gumi-megpoidd]

i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl

??? ive posted my penis?

[gumi-megpoidd]

I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????

[dovesndecay]

I deserve to spend my bleeding timez curled up in my bed with a fast feast of fried foods and junk snacks and significantly more cannabis than I possess while I dissociate from my body directly into Stardew Valley.

[dovesndecay]

how it feels to be me on the inside

[therottenkingsreckoning]

OP I don't know if you're referring to period cramps or not but if you are it makes Prince John splashing around in red liquid a billion times funnier

[dovesndecay]

I got a good grade in posting? 🥺

[tgirl-thucydides]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider