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Callie | She/They/It | 23 | Mando-posting | Main is killwizard

[manda-lesbian]

Hey there, in light of someone who recently reblogged a post I made, if you’re a TERF or SWERF or reblog TERF or SWERF takes, kindly fuck right off and never touch or look at my posts again, thanks ♥

[fagcrisis]

the thing about star wars rebels is. ok. inagine ur watching scooby doo, and theres a two parter episode where instead of the usual hijinks it is revealed that scooby is one of the very few survivors of a genocide against great danes, but like, all great danes look and talk like scooby. and he was like a high ranking military official and great dane society had this archaic system of like honour and oaths and so scooby has this intense survivors guilt because as a warrior he failed to die protecting his people. but so the scooby gang meets these two great danes being like illegally trafficked and one of them is like were trying to make pilgrimage to this mythical country where great danes still live. and scooby who has survivors guilt and cannot bring himself to trust the customs of his people any longer is like, really pissed off by this and he lashes out at his friends. they still help the two dogs journey to where they think this hidden refuge for great danes is, and its actually there and they dont show it but scooby sees it and hes like, completely changed from the like angry, depressed dog he was throughout the episode and hes like funny again. and then the episode ends and this was like a 2 parter 40 minutes in total and they dont really ever get back to this but they reference it a couple times and its just like part of scoobys character now. but hes still just like a funny talking dog with a speech impediment like he says ruh-roh. basically what zebs deal is

[thebluthcompany]

[thebluthcompany]

May the fourth be with you.

[nonasuch]

and also some money

[star-wars-forever]

Asajj Ventress by Sara Kipin

[senruthmartinsbob]

Killing Jedi with mama

[gffa]

Ahsoka season 1 covers | illustrated by Brian Maytas

[stagbeetleboy]

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

[stagbeetleboy]

This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.

[stagbeetleboy]

Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber

*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*

*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*

[wolviecat]

If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget

[saul-tortellini]

It can't possibly be that blat-

[wadozoro]

it’s them, your honor

[charl0ttan]

i would give birth 99 times and put them all up for adoption and then have kne more kid who i keep so that they can have some sort kf fucked up version of survivors guilt

[charl0ttan]

[riggedbones]

the best version of star wars is some sort of mass hallucination generated by tumblr users in 2021 and we just have to live with that

[leprecon98]

“Military ranks in Star Wars make no sense” they say, yeah no shit, the Rebels promoted a random city mayor into a general six months after he joined up and made him fly combat missions in the cocaine smuggling speedboat he used to own

[novanourart]

Ramadan uploads - Mereel and the darksaber AU

[thecyndimistuff]

“Lemme tell ya, ‘Star Wars’ always had the vibe of being in the most whitest, elite space. It’s a franchise that’s so white that a Black person existing in [it] was something,” Boyega said in the documentary. “You can always tell it’s something when some ‘Star Wars’ fans try to say, ‘Well, we had Lando Calrissian and had Samuel L. Jackson!’ It’s like telling me how many cookie chips are in the cookie dough. It’s like, they just scattered that in there, bro!”

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[thecyndimistuff]

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[artoo]

I hate it when people are like “if you don’t like ___ maybe you just aren’t a REAL star wars fan.” because the only prerequisite for being a star wars fan is hating star wars and everyone knows this

[shakertwelve]

star wars is about coruscant

[shakertwelve]

every part of star wars, from the poverty of the outer rim to the separatist movement to the formation of the empire in reaction to the breakdown of republic control over the galaxy, is a consequence of the existence of a planetary megarome so specialized it cannot function without thousands of client states. once the empire falls the new republic can either (a) speedrun the late-republic-to-empire transition again just to hold itself together or (b) splinter into its constituent parts along the same fracture lines that caused the clone wars, in which case the fallout of coruscant losing the position of power that guarantees the massive imports necessary to sustain a population of trillions on a planet with no natural biosphere should be apocalyptic. either your post-rotj story is about that or it is about the inevitable new fascist movement arising from the galactic core acting in the interests of its own survival before that power slips away. the sequels are nonsensical because they do not understand this. what the fuck is hosnian prime

[earhartsease]

coruscant stands on the shoulders of billions of enslaved chromium miners

[shakertwelve]

coruscanti tumblr user: our education system is so bad i didn't know mining slaves were sentient until i was 20 years old 😔🥺

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[eightbitpale]

I am once again reminded of this image

[redstuffs-ig]

Jango Fett's parenting may be a hotly debated topic but bringing his ten year old son to the best seat of the space colosseum to watch a bunch of wild animals disembowel political prisoners was pretty fucking funny