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he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

moshroom

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

moshroom

nariarts

I've never been more devastated that I'm going to miss an event in my life. What a fucking icon.

Via bsky

nariarts

never mind, I can make it!!

nariarts

Update;

She expected maybe 5-10 people to show up. There were about 100.

I gave out scotch eggs to commemorate the occasion.

She gave a beautiful speech, was blindfolded, then kicked REAL good. Crumpled. Gave us a thumbs up.

Applause. Then the flute. Then a moment's silence.

Absolutely beautiful. I fucking love trans people and Glasgow and trans Glaswegians.

liberalsarecool

Listen to women. Trust women. #FionaHill

Trump is an operative for Russia. Putin gives Trump his orders. Comrade Krasnov obeys.

liberalsarecool

MAGA killed Charlie for going off-script.

peterfromtexas-deactivated20250

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

supapoopa

What a time to be alive.

tenthcorner

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

kineticpenguin

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

brunhiddensmusings

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

stephendann

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

fromaliminalspace

a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

nonlinear-nonsubjective

Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!

beautglow-deactivated20230625

It’s that time of the year again

makingdonalddrumpfagain

raygun631

mouthtapedguy

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

posttexasstressdisorder

Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.

pissingonmonarchy

Agent Self FBI:

"To everyone cheering on Trump for ignoring court orders:

Imagine a future left-wing President declares a national emergency on gun violence, bans AR-15s, and signs an executive order instructing the ATF to confiscate semi-automatic rifles from gun stores. A federal court blocks it, citing the second amendment--but the President shrugs, calls the judges "activists" and ignores the ruling.

Would you still be okay with that? Or would you suddenly rediscover your love for the rule of law?

This isn't about immigration or Trump. It's about whether the rule of law means anything to you--or if you only respect the Constitution when it serves your politics.

You don't get to scream "tyranny!" over COVID lockdowns or gun restrictions and then celebrate when your guy blows off court orders. That's not Patriotism. That's authoritarianism in red, white, and blue drag.

You don't get to pick and choose when the Constitution matters."

subdee

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.