I Demand Euphoria!

Complex human person.

[nugromancer]

When I say I cackled...

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[sympolite]

…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.

[sympolite]

so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?

[von--gelmini-deactivated2020021]

von–gelmini:

tenitchyfingers:

Anyway the LGBT community is for anyone whose identity is outside of the heteronormative rule (heterosexual, heteroromantic and cis, all three of these) and any “older” LGBT person is gonna confirm BECAUSE THEY BUILT THE DAMN COMMUNITY. Try asking them. Ask a 40-50 year old (or older) gay man or lesbian what the community is for. Ask them. Do it though. Learn some of your own history from them, and then come back to me then try and tell me I’m wrong. 

You’re wrong.

I’m a 59 year old gay man and I’m telling you in no uncertain terms, You. Are. Wrong.

Here’s a history lesson from someone who both lived it and has read extensively about LGBT issues, as well as being involved in many different organizations. I realized what I was when I was very young. I first came out in the late 60s. I was an activist during the 70s, 80s, and early 90s.

This is long, but history is long. It’s important. I tried to break it down into smaller paragraphs for easier reading. But it’s long. I debated not putting this under a cut, but holy hell it’s long. 

If you’re actually interested in WHY you’re wrong, OP, I hope you’ll read it.

Keep reading

[queenclefairy]

Me every day

[czarina-chachki]

“я звезда - навсегда. спасибо большое” “I’m a star - forever. Thank you so much.” [x]

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[starwarslolz]

Who Did This?!

[nickroblesart]

I live for this now. Nothing else.

[twomorebagels]

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO MARK HAMILL

[cumcup]

[prokopetz]

It always gets me when MRAs bring up the draft as an example of discrimination against men. Yes, it’s true that no woman in America has ever been subject to conscription in times of war; however, being that the most recent draft was in 1973, most likely neither have you. If you get to drag up stuff that happened before you were born, so does everybody else - and I’m pretty sure the ladies are going to win that particular game of misery poker.

[smitethestate]

BAM.

[lucyaudley]

Also, considering the draft was voted into law by Congress in 1940 but the first woman was elected to Congress in 1973, men only have themselves to blame. We didn’t decide the rules of the draft. They did.

[sourcedumal]

welp

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Actually, the first woman was elected to Congress in 1916 and was in office in 1940. Her name was Jeanette Rankin.

She was also a lifelong pacifist. She opposed every declaration of war bll that crossed her desk, and her vote was the only one against the proposal to go to war with Japan, because “As a woman I can’t go to war, and I refuse to send anyone else.”

The men in Congress demanded she changed her vote and she refused. She was attacked by an angry mob and maligned in the press.

[smitethestate]

BAM.

[academicfeminist]

Things I never knew about depression until I finally had a doctor explain the disease to me

Depression can manifest as irrational anger.

My complete and total inability to keep anything clean or tidy for any amount of time is a symptom of my depression. I may never be able to do this. It’s important that I remember that and forgive myself when I clean something out (like my car) and it ends up trashed within a week.

Depression IS A DISABILITY. Requiring accommodations is okay.

Medications don’t make you better, they don’t cure your depression. They serve as an aid. Their purpose is to help you get to everyone else’s minimal level of functioning.

Depression can cycle through periods of inactivity. This doesn’t mean it’s gone away.

The reason I don’t feel like other people understand me is because … well … other people DON’T understand me. They can’t. They don’t have my disability.

Paranoia is par for the course.

Depression can and will interfere with your physical mobility. Forgive yourself when you can’t physically do something.

It’s entirely possible that I may never be able to live by myself. I can’t take care of myself. I need help to do it. And that’s okay.

[xianimoon]

As someone who suffers from depression and who experiences all these things as well I think this is important and needs to be reblogged. Depression is a very difficult thing, not only for people who suffer from it, but for everyone who knows a depressed person. My family doesn’t know how to deal with it, my friends try their very best to support me and I have tried to pretend I was fine until I was in ninth grade.

[mandatoryhijinks]

It's also pretty important to remember that not having all of these symptoms doesn't mean you don't have depression. It doesn't mean you're making it all up to cover up that you're lazy and useless. That's just a thing your brain will happily tell you to screw with you.

I'm writing this more for me than anyone else, to be honest.

[igxbaddies]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how

[thefandomdropout]

Awwww

[scumbag-vanguard]

This story was different actually??? And even better??? The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used to wave at the truck every thursday and the trashman waved her back. It was a very important to her to do it every week.  It was HER birthday, and she decided that she wanted to share her birthday cake with the trashman. She also wanted to meet her hero, whose name is Delvar Dopson.

The girl’s mother thanked Delvar for his work and explained to him how important it is for Brooklyn to wave at him every thursday. He was pretty surprised but he admitted that every time he drove near the house he hoped that the girl would wave at him.  That’s not the end of the story though. Next week Delvar had a surprise for the little girl.

He brought her a bunch of amazing birthday gifts!

They both got quite popular, and Delvar is getting a lot of thank you messages from trashmen from all over the world for representing them in such a good way.

[kandyie]

The real story is even cuter 😩💕

[justjavis]

!!!

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

[wexdarn]

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

[mandatoryhijinks]

First time I was in America, I was in a car in a suburb in NJ and saw movement on the pavement. My brain went from o hey it's a cat to no wait it's a dog to FUCKING SHIT IT'S A BEAR in about two seconds.

Apparently bears are good at fooling a certain kind of person. (idiots. I mean idiots)

[wigglyistough]

Me

[rachardwolf]

Session with Nardia of The Washington Ballet.

Dancer: Nardia Boodoo Instagram: Narstarr Photographer: Rachard Wolf Instagram: RachardWolf

[twitterlols]