Self-Loathing and Sharp-Dressing

Knives Chau in an Envy Adams world. Kittenista. Jawbreakerista. Candy-ista. (Putting -ista after everything really shows your enthusiasm for it)

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Obligatory #nationalpetday post. You wish you had Peter's sweet cheeseburger hat. #kitty #bamf #petedoherty

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Got a sweet back pay check from some unpaid overtime! WHATCHU KNO ABOUT DAT CASH LIFE. #cashflow #pouritup #makeitrain #alliseeissigns #dolladollabill #noteven50cents

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Fancy cat, fancy hat. He's pretending there was a wind machine for this photo shoot, I guess. #letyoursoulglo #fancy #kitty #catstagram #catinthehat #petedoherty

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I found an Us Weekly from last September that had a great article on Chris Brown, and all these things he's accomplished are now my #lifegoals @chrisbrownofficial #runit #rihannawhereyouat #burgerqueen

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Eh, it's almost #tbt time. In honor of #nationalpuppyday here's a photo of some life-size stick of bubblegum holding the cutest puppy ever. 🐶 #cuuute #puppylove #puppydogeyes #bubblicious #fuckingcartooncharacter

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#fbf look at these little Asian babes! #portlandkoreans #asianbabes #unofficialson

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I need to charge my phone but this song/band is always worth the battery drainage. #whitewires #ilearnedbluetooth #defendpoppunk #ifearwater #letsgotothebeachinwinter

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I've got fat lips and a lefty guitar and I somewhat know how to use them. #lefthandedproblems lefthandguitar #justinbiebersongs #whatdoyoumean #pinklips #pinkbitch

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Having fun with this awesome hair app! My hair isn't this long again yet but I hate having black hair so I'm likely dyeing it again today. Should I go blonde or grey? #haircoloradvice #hairdyeaddicts #amateurhairstylist #fuckbeingnormal #hairstyleliteapp

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Who is this person and why is there a picture with her and I on my phone? And damn, I should wear my glasses more often. #wtf #lastnightsparty #foureyes #emospecs #blackopals

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The fuck was I wearing last night?! #drunkdressing #notahooker #catladyproblems #thepoormansediesedgwick #dateme (at ACME Bowling, Billiards & Events)

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My entire Mexi family hates me for making it look like Freddy's hands scraped my face off but some people wanted to see it from the other side. You're lucky I didn't glue the oatmeal to my face to make it look more gory. I admit, this is NOT my best work. But I will gladly show you what I can do. My fancy makeup dried up so I had to use lipgloss and cheap lipstick. Do you know how many formulas you have to mix to get the perfect fake blood using only cheap lip color and shitty $1 lip gloss?? I promise I'm usually better than this stupid Darth Maul tiger looking shit. The white makeup is not filtered. I had to mix eyeshadow, primer, sparkly white eyeshadow, and lotion to get that side of my face pale and I've got tons of bleach and red and blue dye so my next project is Harley Quinn and/or the Jared Joker (minus the grill). I did the Heath one throughout my early 20's so I want a challenge. This isn't even extreme so stop freaking out. Does Roth go kill people? Did Deodato actually kill? No. So don't assume that because I like to look scary instead of a stupid Disney princess that I'm someone you can talk shit about. I had to be a bride for Halloween my whole childhood and was forced to go to a church what I didn't believe. Sorry this little girl rebelled and found something creative that I truly enjoy. I'm not talking shit about what you believe in, but don't ever make anyone feel bad about their hobbies and how they like to spend time. I don't report anyone for posting their beliefs. I like the skills I've been working on and perfecting and next time you see a horror movie, you'd better respect that the effects people with dreams like me have worked to achieve. I will never be a corporate slave or a lawyer, or a damn firefighter so please respect my creative hobbies, whether they scare you or not. Don't watch horror movies if it bothers you so much, and don't report me for having fun with makeup just because my methods are more artistic than your contouring. Over and out. #endrant #screemqueens #spookylittlegirl #ladiesprefergore #americanwhorestory #horrorfanatic #dateme P.S. I listened to T Swift the whole time I did this. I'm not all evil. (at Hell, Norway)

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#tbt tongues out with @thidatotter. Such a fabulous summer. #endlesshearts #missyougirl (at The Kraken Bar & Lounge)

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Still trying to get the hang of the asshole and I split my middle finger open. Life's confusing sometimes. #southpaw #leftyguitar #lefthandedproblems #justgivemedrums

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My neighbors kept my up so I decided to play with some old lipgloss. My skin hates me now. #ladiesprefergore #screemqueens #americanwhorestory #halloweeen #spookylittlegirl #horrorfanatic #dateme

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#celfie #afternoondelight #beerrun

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I got a little bored and decided to finish some collages/paintings I started years ago. I'm not the best and all my shit had to do with fashion but whatever. I started making this at 14. Well off to the store to but more pants and poster board! Also debating if I should send this into the par avion section of Nylon. #nylon #nylonmag #paravion #imadeyouacollage #pleasedontjudgeme #iworshipyou