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new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf?

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails

THOR: RAGNAROK - 5/5, perfect score

NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE - 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE - 5/5, their hands were giant

THE JUNGLE BOOK - 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

shock

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.

ichigotchipng

immolationiv

smh y'all fake fans forgetting when he had a brief thing with that beaver

ichigotchipng

um first of all he was a PANDA and his name was PETER you casual

tacomel420

i have never seen an ep of this show in my life but what the absolute entire complete FUCK is that balloon

marcvscicero

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page

fencer-x

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.