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You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for
IMAX and climax
Blockbuster and cockthruster
Hulu and Woohoo?
Amazon Prime and sexy time
Church and praying for forgiveness
HBO Go and suck and blow
she’s beauty..she’s grapes
She’s a bottle of wine LOL Had to share this one for you, Brenda! Tell the kids hello!
Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:
1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.
2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.
3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.
4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.
5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.
6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.
7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.
8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.
9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses
10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.
11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.
12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.
13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.
the most human postive post that could ever exist, I hope aliens find this post
Mimi No Kaidan
i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
MAN SIZE KLEENEX FOR MY MALE TEARS
Tears are not the bodily fluid that came to mind when I saw special kleenex marketed at men…
this hit me like a tonne of fucking bricks
this girl has been on quite the journey…
If you hate Adam Driver than I hate you.
(Credit to DnaeWinchester on vine)
Abusive parents can say “I love you”
Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes.
Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders.
Abusive parents can defend their children from outside threats and get them in all the best schools and programs and deal with school bullies.
Abusive parents are still abusive, regardless of the things they get right or the nice things they sometimes do.
whoever wrote this evidently had an idyllic, sheltered, childhood…
The person who wrote this had dishes thrown at them by the same person who said ‘I love you’ and tucked them into bed sometimes.
The person who wrote this would be severely punished and hit for being home even one minute late by the same person who threatened to call the cops on the two girls who bullied them relentlessly.
The person who wrote this was told over an over again by everyone that their mother was ‘incredible’ and ‘awesome’ by every one of their friends growing up despite being denied food to eat.
The person who wrote this got presents on their birthday and on holidays and had an allowance and was threatened with have everything they owned destroyed or have their pets killed on a regular basis by a parent.
The person who wrote this was called ‘stupid’, ‘retarded’, and ‘a useless idiot’ every time they couldn’t understand something by the same person who said they were ‘very smart’ and ‘had potential’.
The person who wrote this did not have an idyllic, sheltered childhood and spent years questioning if having dishes thrown at their head was actually abusive because that same person said ‘I love you’.
The person who wrote this is pretty pissed off that you would tell an abuse survivor that they had an idyllic childhood and assume there was no abuse just because the abuser was really good at making them question whether they were really abused or not, or that somehow saying ‘I love you’ made the abuse go away.
The person who wrote this literally has a personality disorder as a direct result of their parent who sometimes said I love you and got their bully’s in middle school dealt with abusing them.
But you’re right. How dare I point out that this is something ACTUAL abusers have ACTUALLY done.
This is so accurately my life…I can’t even. This has me in tears. The is the worst type of abuse. The type that happens behind closed doors. We were seen as perfect children from a perfect family. And there fore…No one ever thought we needed help.
We had to fight to survive a battle that no one else believed was happening.
today we say goodbye to an icon of the 00s. tinkerbell was a trendsetter, a trailblazer. the classic image of the modern hollywood star with the tiny dog in their purse - it all comes back to tinkerbell. a true legend.
#RIPTinkerbell
the end of an era</3
I’m so sad :(
incoming obliteration
and another thing. simbas uncle just happened to have a scar and be named scar? bullshit
He chose to be called Scar after he got the scar… ._. please read up on The lion king before saying anything about it.
i’d rather die than read up on something before i make uneducated comments about it so either his name was always scar or you break into my house and snap my fucking neck it’s your call
i love-the-roof-and-god-i-hope-the-hot-guy-in-the-red-coat-is-here lizzy
proud papa bennet
creeper darcy