morning flower

"Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower." 

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[camdamage]

Killin’ it.

[camdamage]

That period problem no one talks about where you have a tampon in and you go poop but you have to hold the string forward especially for wiping because what the fuck.

[camdamage]

When u cough and have to hold the butt plug in reblog if you agree

[disneydorito]

[bluehope2013]

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

[freepalest1ne]

[raccooninthegirlslockerroom]

“do you think i research my comments” is the funniest thing i have ever heard a straight person say im gonna say it all the time 

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

Cishet: *sees a color* what is this gay shit

[kezzoh]

[maneflore]

gonna hit my data limit and all I want to do is catch all the pokemon

[camdamage]

melancholy or transcendence?

[more here]

[edge-collecter]

I hate when people say Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova have a rivalry, when somebody beats you 17 times in a row that’s not a rivalry. That’s just you getting your ass beat over and over again that’s all.

[thecommonchick]

this is the best thing I’ve seen today

[loverbald]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

Crazy how in murders literally caught on tape, cops identities are not revealed for their protection, yet the instant a cop gets shot the “suspects” photo is plastered on every major media outlet endangering him and his family without any proof. 

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[yhivi]

Rare occurrence of me in some bright color – though, it ain’t much.

[butthorn]

[husssel]