Just Some Guy

Hey gang it’s me cam again!! My ao3 is the same, if u somehow like my fanfic I take requests, shoot me an ask and I MAY deliver 🫡 the disc link keeps being iffy but dm me if u want that or the printout for the earrings!

[daniirosie]

Nysm zombie apocalypse!au, but Jack starts using throwing stars bc they're the closest thing to when he used to throw cards>>

Also! There have been multiple conversations about whether or not the dead can be hypnotized- do with that what you will

[daniirosie]

Reblogging bc I need the opinions of some of my nysm moots<3

@manisanythingnottaken @jayrrow @hephs-thighs !!

[manisanythingnottaken]

Jack throwing stars is sick as HELL but may I also suggest

- broken glass

- scrap metal ?? do we see the vision

Also hypnotizing the dead OMGG I didn’t even think about that

(Also thanks for the @ I feel very special teehee)

[poetrypoesblehhh]

This is an attempt to revive the NYSM fandom, because I'm not letting go of these movies and you CAN'T either!!!

[letterboxdwrapped]

so i'm sure the random shit in atlas' apartment has been discussed before, but as a fandom newcomer i haven't been able to find a post about it and frankly i wanted to break it down for myself anyway.

first off, so much medieval (??) weaponry. at least 5 spears and 3 swords in his living room alone. not to mention the guillotine, which on my initial watch i guess i sorta assumed lula had brought with her for the trick, but no. the rest of it is just behind the armchair. he just has this.

pier 1 imports clock: in stark contrast to the weapons, we have this clock that i always associate with live laugh love wine mom decorations.

the ultimate book of beers and a motorcycle in the living room: don't worry though, he's very manly actually. truly can't see him being enough into beer to own a book about it (a coffee table book, even) but i CAN see it as a thing henley left at his place before the breakup. the motorcycle alone isn't that crazy (he rides one no problem later in the movie) but...in your living room? behind a regular bike? i guess his apartment doesn't have assigned parking. ...does he take it with him up the stairs every time?

disco ball + random assortment of mannequin heads to fill space + probably very expensive espresso machine: uh oh dude looks like you're way more like the new kids than you thought! why the FUCK does he have his milk on the counter though. you were out of the house, dude, this was not a temporary placement. (unless lula's adhd ass had something to do with it. love the thought that she broke into his house and made a latte before setting up a rube goldberg head chopping contraption.)

contrary to (my) personal beliefs, the man cooks. or at least has the capacity to do so. the tupperware and fresh produce on the counter (a LOT of fresh produce for a single dude, btw. he has as many lemons as dakota johnson did limes) does tend to imply this is more than a shake shake takeout-only kind of household.

box of twinkies: aha. got you.

posters for his own shows, including a giant picture of his own face: his ego is normal idk what you guys are talking about.

[androgymagnus]

Hiii!!! I’m just here to say I LOVE paid in full. I love it so much. It’s one of my favorite fics of all time, and I’ve read it at LEAST several times. Even before I had an account, I just had the name of it in my notes app to come back to lol. I was thinking about it earlier, and I ended up thinking too hard and writing a spin-off kinda thing for my current hyperfixation, now you see me. It’s a pretty ass movie about some magicians but it’s one of my faves. I’ll give you credit and everything for the idea ofc, but would you mind if I posted it? The idea I stole from you is basically: character 1 has “I owe you one” cards. Gives to character 2. C2 uses it to buy affection, c1 is like what the fuck man? Feel free to say no ofc but yeah that’s all I’m here for, and also just to fanboy a little more about paid in full!! It is so so good I don’t even watch sander sides and I ended up reading up on lore just bc of ur fic <3

bro i love now you see me you absolutely do not have to sell me on it!! i even have a sideblog (@j-daniel-atlas) and a few fics. i will give you my LIFE is character 2 is daniel (but i completely understand if it isn't!! no pressure!! i'm just biased lol, see sideblog name). but honestly, even if i didn't know the fandom and no matter who it's about, it's totally okay! just link back to the fic (if it's on ao3, you can like, put it in the 'inspired by' section, and it links back to the fic automatically) and it's all good. which, you know, you mentioned, so. fkglhh. etc.

anyway im so glad you liked it!!! the idea is also partially from the whole tumblr post i linked in the fic notes (i didn't come up with it wholesale, just grabbed it and ran like a dog with a purloined sausage, but linking back to the fic also links back to the post, like a prev tags chain lol) but it was fun to just really hammer home the angst. ANYWAY im really not dedicating enough to thank you!!!!! this ask made my day!!!!!!! also yay fellow nysm enjoyer!!!!!!!! i'm looking forward to reading it!!!!!!

[manisanythingnottaken]

1. YOU LIKE NOW UOU SEE ME??? OMFG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE YOU KNOWWWW HOW SMALL THAT FANDOM IS THE COINCIDENCE IS CRAZYYY I ALR FOLLOW J-DANIEL-ATLAS TOO KMAO I JIDT DIDNT MAKE THE CONNECTION

2. C2 is Daniel 🤭😋😋😋 c1 is Merritt actually!! I was gonnaaaa do Jack but then I was like Jack would be handing out the tokens soo easily Jack would be like “thanks for being nice to me today” and Danny would be like “I called you a dumbass four times and threatened to kick you off the stage but I guess I’ll take the slab of paper idk”

3. I’m sooo glad you’re cool with it!!! If ur interested you can totally have a sneak peek after all u WROTE one of my favorite fics on the whole WEBSITE I feel like I’m meeting a celebrity imma be deadass

[thispoetisdead]

I would lie to my boss, your mum and your stepdad and tell them it was my idea to go see your mentally ill father because i don't want you to get expelled, sent to military school and die in the vietnam war even though i know the alternative is me being fired from the only job i've ever had for you but you're not nerdy enough to understand.

[coraliewhodraw]

College AU Horsemen!!! College AU Horsemen!!!!

[madhavimudling]

Just saw this on twitter this morning, that didn't take long LOL

Gif source: https://x.com/i/status/2027625236837851321

Green screen with tracking pattern: https://x.com/i/status/2027491344575258726

[manisanythingnottaken]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Real Pain (Movie 2024) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benji Kaplan & David Kaplan Characters: Benji Kaplan (A Real Pain), David Kaplan, How are only one of them canonized?, whatever Additional Tags: Bittersweet, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Kid Fic, kid AU, Birthdays, Honestly its so short i got nothin, oh. yeah, Overstimulation, Anxiety? OCD? Autism? Call it what you want, Smth up with that man, Hurt/Comfort, Mild Hurt/Comfort Series: Part 2 of little baby kaplans (A Real Pain Kid AU) Summary:

It was Benji’s tenth birthday, and nothing else mattered for today. The living room was packed with cousins, aunts, and loud, rhythmic music bouncing off the walls. The food was sweet, unhealthy, and pumped with enough red-40 to tranquilize a horse--the party was all Benji could have possibly dreamed of.

It was Benji’s tenth birthday, and David’s stupid little feelings didn’t matter.

OR: David gets overwhelmed by the noise and activity during Benji’s tenth birthday party. Benji gets him a gummy shark.

[poetrypoesblehhh]

NYSM "Incorrect quotes"/ "Shitpost" Dump:

[incorrect-ponies]

Atlas: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Jack: Respecting women.

Charlie: Minecraft.

Henley: Criminal justice and psychology.

Bosco: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life

June: Minecraft as well.

[cheapbasement]

I just KNOW that Jack is a tea guy in the morning because he got tired of drinking awful coffee while he was homeless.

[coraliewhodraw]

Loversdeath college au

[incorrect-ponies]

Atlas: When I was your age-

Bosco: when i was your height

Atlas: ...

[manisanythingnottaken]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I don’t usually advertise my fics, but there’s like five people in the A Real Pain fandom and I’m hoping to scout y’all down!!

(Also, with the absolutely diabolical lack of fic, I doubt you guys are checking ao3 that often.) 

medicine 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: A Real Pain (Movie 2024) Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Benji Kaplan & David Kaplan Characters: David Kaplan, Benji Kaplan Additional Tags: Teenagers, Teen fic, David Kaplan has OCD, David Kaplan Needs a Hug, Light Angst, Panic Attacks, Hurt/Comfort Summary:

He picks at a loose thread on his sleeve. “How long was I.. you know?” he asks quietly.

Benji frowns. “How long what?”

“How long was I-” David pauses, swallowing. “On the floor.”

OR: David forgets to take his meds and has a panic attack. Benji feels incredibly bad about being relieved to see a glimpse of cousin he grew up with.

[loonaversalstudios]

stop wasting everyone’s damn time

[stupido-mirko]

[manisanythingnottaken]

PLEASE WHY IS HE JUST

👈 poke

[thesorrowoflizards]