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mcr 2022 is mcr without any of the grief. there’s no looming hang of depression or addiction. there’s no bad blood. there’s no breakup mourning. they’re happy and healthy and they love each other and us and performing and we’re all happy and healthy and we got to LIVE long enough to SEE THIS
moment of silence for those of us who didnt
@gaymessiah-mp3 I saw your post and had to make it
NEEDED THIS AFTER ALL THE *girls when mcr* POSTS THANK YA DOTMAETRIX
Reading reviews of the MCR shows is like taking a shot of espresso to me
Fully Immersive experience
this to me is what it means to be a guy. to be a boyfriend. i think about this post all the time
getting gender euphoria from the most random shit like..
next time a homophobe calls you a "f**" then go damn straight i am but i didnt know you found me smoking hot, well, maybe not straight if you have the hots for me..aw shucks you're making me blush
i mean not in front of them, cause like, hate crimes exist but like
in the shower.
you'll feel like a god.
im not like the other Gen Z's, i hope malls never come back at all! i want them to be replaced by shopping mazes. is the lazer tag district over here or there, or is it through the bakery and to the left of the final boss you have to beat at a game of choice before you can leave? or is that just the roller skating rink? WHO KNOWS LETS GO THROUGH THIS TUNNEL I SMELL CINAMON ROLLS ohp welp here we go down another slide, oh hey, the view is nice though. oh shit, theres the dollar tree, let's take a look at the- oh, no nevermind that's just the janiter closet.
when you finally do find your way out you get a small but filling stack of either pancakes waffles or cinnamon bun.
and then? there would be bathrooms in every store because, it just has to be that way in a maze. but the twist? in every bathroom there would be a riverman who will boat out the mall to the nearest stream.
basically i want a mall with an actual ability to find the washroom. i want to know where the washroom is or even just the door. im so tired and im oh so very hungry. please help. it's been two weeks and i have a thirsty son to get back home to with this milk.
the same people who would deepthroat a cactus drink soda/fizzy drinks regularly, enjoying it and scare me deeply.
i hope my future partner wants bunk beds, so much more fun than an actual boring single cotton slab patty like BUNK BEDS HAVE STAIRS WE CAN BUILD A SWINGSET ON IT AND SLIDES imagine waking up on your top bunk with a view of the forrest or ocean and you see birds and trees and flowers through the window and floop, down you go into the slide to get your waffles and coffee OR sleeping in your bottom bed you've made into a blanket fort complete with a bookshelf pillows, a cute lamp and maybe some good ole glowy shyt and a stable place for tea hot cocoa coffee iced coffee/tea/boba annything you could drink or eat (dont worry, im a switch i like both bunks equally, making me the best partner because you get first pickings) WE CAN EAT PIZZA ON THE BUNK BEDS BECAUSE WE'RE ADULTS NOW and then cuddling is great, but you know what else is great? going to your own personal space where you can stretch out after we've cuddled if we both felt like doing so, HELL WE CAN CUDDLE ON EITHER BUNK OR THE COUCH OR THE PICKNICK BLANKET and neither of us will feel obligated to do the dirty (so much more laundry, you get one corner mucked up you need to clean the whole thing, bunkbeds seem like more work but are less because the mess is more contained when you spill your cereal) NO TIME WASTED ON SEX just because we got a virgin bed rather than a chad bunk bed. BOOM mind blown right? im (21) free for dnd at the local cafe book bar on Wednesday
a story based in ancient egypt where we follow someone's tell all, who's father was killed for political or financial purposes and there's all these potential killers in the family for different open secretive reasons. cheating, distrust, spilled secrets, money, political differences, religion diferences, rumors, heart ache.. the main character with a heavy heart publically speaks about how good a man their father was, how could anyone do such a thing.. "he can't save face so i will do my best to salvage what i can" they gather as many misfits (who have personalities loosely LOOSELY based on the gods, they arent the gods, it's more of an easter egg thing) as possible to find their fathers killer and avenge his humiliating death
only theres one problem
they have a heavy heart.
so.
dont know what this means but pog i guess
im just going to say it, it's because men in media are aloud to look like just about anything, whereas the women always have to be some level of attractive, even when they're an animal character they need plenty of boob like chest fluff, long eyelashes either big doe eyes or bedroom eyes and some form of hair
HOWEVER
i'll be a hypocrite and say, growing up my tumblr sexy woman was vitany from tlk2, the way she stood up to her mother,, the gruff soulfull voice, her loyalty balancing with her change of heart for the will to do good. the eye shadows, whisker freckle things and expressive face was just so ♥♥♥iresistable♥♥♥ it really pisses me off when artists try to conventionalize her because it just.. doesnt look like her anymore, it looks uncanny. i like her hunk of a punk look and that should not be torn down just because people want her to be more like a baby faced cub or something e,0 let her be an adult, let her be a hunk. LET ME SIMP OVER THIS LIONESS SHAKESPEAR FANFIC AU CHARACTER DAMNIT
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please don't. this is a terrible idea. please. why. no.
ALRIGHT FOLKS YOU'VE HEARD OF MEN YOUVE HEARD OF WOMEN YOU'VE HEARD OF NON BINARY GENDER VOID AND EVEN GENDER FLUID
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU (DRUM ROLL PLEASE) GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR
GENDER OOBLECK!!!!
i just want to be a rat so i can have a group cuddle with friends or just one friend and not have it be taken as some romantic gesture or a sexual invitation to which my so called friend will go rotten on me ._.
fuckin hate people and the fact that i exist
that's it that's the post someone please fucking kill me
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head cannon: crow feather is actually raven wings reincarnation brought back to the mortal world to learn to empathize with code breakers, to understand why anyone would have half clan romance and that keeping a secret to protect kits is actually important.
not because mapleshade was in the right to murder people, but because the kits never asked to be born. he, raven/crow eventually take part in helping to rid of the broken law
perhaps in an au mapleshades kits could have been the ones to bestow the powers to the three, including hollyleaf. but they thought she was going too strict on the code law just like ravening and wanted to guide her to inner peace, to not overwhelm her with dealing with a power as well as an inner moral conflict of her very existence. certainly to not recreate history, perhaps that's why she was incapable of medicine unlike her brother, because she cared too much about the code whereas he thought starclan was worthy of suspicion and therefor would be less likely to cause harm in the name of the code =}
