Deadventure time!

Deadpool and adventure time...yeah!

[itsbetterthananal]

when did we even first discover the concept of glasses

like was an egyptian pharaoh walking around in his jewel room and put two crystals up to his eyes and was like YOOOOOOOOOOOO NEITHHOTEP COME LOOK AT THIS

[gridworld]

[fineyoungsatanist]

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

[omgdanwhy]

this is literally me

[allmonds]

[danihootenanny]

This is literally me and Jen

[suicxne]

Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves

[batwalkerrarchive-deactivated20]

sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

u know when u accidentally scratch ur fork on a plate and the screech sounds like satan anally fisting a donkey

[rubee-deactivated20120722]

TOO MANY ANGERS TO RETURN

[rachellizabeth-deactivated20170]

all other costumes fail when compared to this family

literally the cutest family ever

[amodernhobbit]

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS

[tenshi13-archive-blog-deactivat]

THIS IS SO PERFECTS I CAN’T

[awalkingsin]

There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool

the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything 

The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living

the ones that are  really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class

the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”

the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class

[needmoretimethanexists]

[shershocker]

#AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING #SAMMY #SAMMY WHAT’S HAPPENING #WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE 

[reyislife]

YOU TOOK A SAD MOMENT AND MADE IT FUNNY

[futureconflicted-deactivated202]

YOU DID GOOD

[danihootenanny]

GET THE HELL OUT

[mannythehuman]

Feminism is retarded...

If it truly were about gender equality it would be called genderism, wouldn't it?

[mannythehuman]

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i just

even the babiesi mean

this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

such a majestic creature

but then it’s like

or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

nope

even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

what

it just looks confused

[cineraria]

[bonkalore]

#rave bender

[suibaitor]

holy……

[wrote-blog]

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

[mimicdog]

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

[babybirb-deactivated20160509]

“just chill out” wow whered my anxiety go?

[miakv]

“smile, be happy” depressions finally gone, why did i not think of that?

[queerpong-blog]

“stop having herpes” this is miraculous 

[midoriiya]

Does this really need a caption?

[englishmajorhumor]

The Catcher in the Rye

[eunicids]

this is literally the most atrocious pun i’ve seen in the past year. it makes me so mad. look at this piece of SHIT pun. i don’t believe this. i am done with this god damn website. jesus. god.

[hunniedee]

That’s definitely sourdough bread.