yue

not a girl who misses much

[catboykratos]

[team43]

interviewer: if you could have one, what superpower would you want?

franco: being able to fly, so i stop spending money on flights. hopefully with a carry on as well

[b0ywiththeblues]

the reason i love oasis is because they are a walking, talking contradiction. like, they’re one of the biggest bands in the uk to the point they’re considered “overrated” and yet you cross the atlantic and suddenly no one has a clue who they are. they’re objectively ugly but also, somehow, devastatingly fit. they dress like blokes who got lost on the way to the off-licence and still ended up as fashion icons. they perform working-class authenticity despite having been multimillionaires for longer than they were ever poor. they’ve written songs that feel spiritually life-changing and they all sound exactly the same, with the same three chords rearranged and lightly plagiarised. none of them are technically exceptional musicians, yet noel is still a songwriting genius, and liam is considered one of the greatest frontmen of all time even though he just stands there like a statue for the entire gig and his voice went to shit after 2002. they are loud, uneducated, emotionally illiterate men but their songs have the most delicate and profound lyrics ever. they’re famously awful evil people, and yet free of any truly career-ending controversial allegations. they are rock’n’roll legends who live like bored middle-aged dads. they’re worshipped by hooligans and casual culture while putting out the most needy, homoerotic, emotionally codependent music known to man. they treated women appallingly and yet every ex still speaks of them with fondness, still a bit in love, and their kids absolutely adore them. and at the centre of it all are two brothers who despise each other, batter each other regularly, then snog with tongue and spend their entire discography circling the weirdly incestuous gravitational pull of their relationship. they’re massive bellends and i genuinely could not have chosen a better band to be obsessed with.

[artemisinfurs-deactivated1986426]

to paraphrase anthony bourdain: once you've gotten into f1 you'll never stop wanting to beat jos verstappen to death with your bare hands

[utopians]

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

[thememedaddy]

[oscunt]

george russell and charles leclerc should not be formula 1 drivers, they should be rupaul's drag race judges who always disagree with each other

[dannielricciardo]

one thing i will miss about the drs era is alonso's ability to abuse it into oblivion. as soon as he gets to 7th place this man turns into a world class train conductor. no one is passing anyone for the next 30 laps meanwhile he is watching the race on the screens as if he has gone on a chill sunday drive

[adhdevankinard]

[sldghmmr-archive]

you are a disgusting little whore for objectifying and sexualising hardworking athletic men like you do, go to hell

daily affirmations

[liamgallaghersfart]

jarvis cocker and liam gallagher, 1997

[webbocult]

them.

[dovizioso]

-There's not gonna be a BTS of this. -Yes, there is. (source)

[mantecoldreamin]

the fact that most of mark webbers pairings consist wholly in the ragebaiter/ragebaited dynamic is so funny. that man is doomed to be perpetually brought to his limits by everyone let him catch a breath pls

[sebchalesbian]

[poreyneel]

Somewhat Damaged

[mantecoldreamin]

no way