BIRDS!!! YIPPIE!!

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[cognitohazardous]

no one is stupid in quite the same way as a tumblr user

[freakoutgirl]

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

[doitbuckley]

[unreliablecryptid]

just started reading picture of dorian gray. happy pride to whatever basil has going on

[magneatio]

[hungry-skeleton]

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

[what-even-is-thiss]

I could go with or without romantic love. If it happens that’s nice. If it doesn’t, I like my own company just fine.

I do however have this weird anxiety that someday I’m gonna find that one impossible person who I want to have a relationship with and who likes me back and they’re gonna wear a cologne that sets off my asthma.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Horror story from my perspective is that I go home for the evening with a handsome man and he has a Jeremy Fragrance level collection of perfume in his house.

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[teaboot]

it was a difficult morning for everybody

[demilypyro]

[byjove]

any time someone starts talking shit about country music on my post without specifying that they mean modern mainstream country, I’m like nuh uh. not around here, pardner.

[catchymemes]

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[writingdose]

writers, instead of asking ai for help, you can always use your childhood trauma and repressed issues to help you with that fic

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool