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31 | oh hey i’m syd! be careful i get excited very easily ⟦she/her⟧

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[funny-tik-toks]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[lindleland]

there is so much to unpack in this clip

[lindleland]

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[charl0ttan]

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[unification]

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

[unification]

such a beautiful, generous people

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[deadpowol]

[dahppled]

I really don't have much going on in my life, except the horrors, so when people ask me questions it feels like a test of some kind

[incorrectinfinity]

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

[3000s]

nothing 2 melatonin gummies and 3 benadryl cant fix

[3000s]

i bet i did

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[demetrablog]

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