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white meat whistling a waltz | 40ish queer androgyne they/them | pnw agnostic witchish collector of shinies, creature enjoyer, grocery robot, occasional maker of (un)holy things and eclectic soft animist/polytheist treading the floodwaters of our parapocalyptic feverdream

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[anathemaegg]

workin on our knight moves

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

I'm probably never going to find it again, but there was a response to one of those "artworks we think we can make" posts that was like "Okay, go for it." Like, dead serious.

Are you going to come out of it with a Klein-level work? No. Dude was bonkers skilled. But I am here to tell you that if you've ever gone to Home Depot and shuffled through paint chips and been like "God, this is such a gorgeous color, I fucking love this color" and then immediately been like "...but I can't imagine painting a wall with it." and bought a can of soul-killing eggshell off-white or what the fuck ever, you absolutely can go pick up a $10 canvas from a craftstore and a $5 sample of that color and just hang 6 square feet of it on a wall and enjoy the fuck out of it.

For real, buds. If you see an artwork and you're like "Shit, I could have made that," that is a reminder that god can't stop you and probably neither can science.

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[bbyinblu]

reblog if you think sign language should be taught as a language in schools.

[anathemaegg]

found the prettiest columbine growing on the property

[friend-crow]

Haha, wow, I was really in The Zone for a while there.

Unfortunately The Zone is a place where terrible things happen to my neck.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[lionofchaeronea]

Dandelions. I don't care that they're "weeds". The sight of them always makes me smile. Little bursts of gold against the green.

[anathemaegg]

Hypericum (St John’s Wort genus). Happy yellow flowers with pistils that look like fireworks

[mybeingthere]

Cal Lane (b 1968) is a Canadian sculptor, known for creating delicate, lacy sculptures out of industrial steel products.

Lane was born in Nova Scotia and raised on Vancouver Island, where she trained as a hairdresser and a welder. She has a bachelor’s degree from the Nova Scotia College of Art and Design and a Master of Fine Arts from the State University of New York at Purchase.

Cal Lane uses a plasma cutter or an oxy-acetylene torch to cut intricate patterns into industrial steel products.

https://callane.com/

[ashstfu]

i’m always so flattered when bees buzz around me. sorry miss, i’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought i was

[anathemaegg]

the ones most interested in me are the mason bees. I know they’re looking for my Holes

[anathemaegg]

Gambling app? Oh nah not interested. I thought you said gamboling. I’m looking to frolic

[fruitypieq]

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

[bovineblogger]

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[anathemaegg]

I love when my pet shrimp molt. they leave behind a spooky shrimp ghost to enjoy

[wizardarchetypes]

I MET A DOG EARLIER 3 MILES FROM HOME WHILE I WAS BIKING BY A FARM AND I STOPPED AND PET HIM AND NOW SEVEN HOURS LATER HE'S JUST WALKED INTO MY FRONT DOOR AND TOOK MY DIRTY UNDERWEAR OF THE FLOOR?????????

[wizardarchetypes]

HOW DID HE FIND ME 😭😭😭😭

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

why is your front door open? i mean obviously there's a moderately sized fish [dog] to fry but, this is a good question I feel

[wizardarchetypes]

it's a beautiful sunset on a seaside cliff

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Look I don’t mean to judge but in a situation where your front door was open (i.e. anyone could just walk in), why were your pants on the floor?

[wizardarchetypes]

typically if a stranger hikes a mountain to walk in my front door without asking i think the onus is on them to explain their business in my living room, not on me to explain my laundry

[traegorn]

Doc Martin coded.

[anathemaegg]

well that’s a tracking dog. He’s demonstrated his skills. also hi. he’s your friend now

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]