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white meat whistling a waltz | 40ish queer androgyne they/them | pnw agnostic witchish collector of shinies, creature enjoyer, grocery robot, occasional maker of (un)holy things and eclectic soft animist/polytheist treading the floodwaters of our parapocalyptic feverdream

[xxxvampbarbiexxx]

This is me btw

[buttpoems]

[anathemaegg]

> spend several minutes looking at all the shampoos and conditioners

> decide to grab a specific conditioner

> get home to unpack bag

> it’s shampoo

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[deathwolf88888]

[botanyshitposts]

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

[anathemaegg]

What’s your favorite native/local bee? For now mine is the Agapostemon I find frequently in my garden. They’re chill and so lovely

[bugetopia]

Cloak-and-dagger bee supremacy

[anathemaegg]

that is a very cool bee!

[ethanmaldridge]

"The America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."

-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

[anathemaegg]

What’s your favorite native/local bee? For now mine is the Agapostemon I find frequently in my garden. They’re chill and so lovely

[gendercensus]

A quick and easy nonbinary name survey

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[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[anathemaegg]

captcha are wild now with shit first gen ai images

I think this one was bugged. I tried selecting both basketball squirrels and the hedgehogs but that was wrong

this one i managed but it filled me with a great sense of unease

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[probablybadrpgideas]

The party, while on their travels, encounter a rhino.

For some inexplicable reason, everyone refers to it specifically as a "land rhino".

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[anathemaegg]

“tuna” is also one name for the fruit of the prickly pear cactus!

[saltedsnailstudio]

I am becoming

linocut print on lokta paper

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[landmineblogging]

don't kill yourself. you can contemplate things while glancing wistfully into the horizon from atop the highway bridge but don't kill yourself just go get a honey bun & sit at the public library for a while. ghost-you will regret not enjoying the flesh while it lasted, remember? do you know how lucky you are to have access to sensations like a "breath of fresh air"?? inhale nice & deep. savor that. you're still here. savor that

[asteroidtroglodyte]

“We are descended from the Witches you couldn’t burn!”

It’s a nice sentiment, I like the energy, I do. That said, I am actually descended from a “Salem Witch,” and my Ancestor, Mary Isham Towne, was not burnt at the stake, she was hanged by the neck until dead. We’re not savages y’know.

Furthermore, Mary Isham Towne was a churchgoing, god-fearing woman, who just so happened to be a widow who owned a piece of land that the local judge wanted to purchase, but which she refused to sell, and which he set out to acquire pretty much immediately after he sentenced her execution.

So, y’know.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

☝️FUCKING FACTS