[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

i don’t know if i’ve ever told you this story but once when i was a small child i went to a petting zoo and i sat down because animals are less intimidated and one chicken came up and was friendly and sat in my lap and let me pet her and was cuddly and then got up and walked away

and there was an egg in my lap

the chicken laid an egg in my lap and walked away like “okay kid you got this”

i just went up to the petting zoo lady like “i found this?” and she was like “oh where did you find it” 

“the chicken laid it. in my lap. what… do i do with it???”

and nothing in her life had prepared her to deal with that moment

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[shokou-deactivated20241015]

“I know I took a long time. Sorry. Let’s go together.”

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[striped-hoodie-deactivated20180]

Its 14th here so ;^)) mY BEST SHIP OF ALL TIMES TBH

[grolia]

Happy Valentine’s Day! Birthday Mikoshiba!

[mexicanheaux]

yall dont know the irony behind naming the group of the smartest kids in the US “MENSA”

[fandomguy]

Mensa Fact: The word mensa means “table” in Latin; similarly, mens means “mind” and mensis means “month.” The name “Mensa” is reminiscent of “mind, table, month,” which suggests a monthly meeting of great minds around a table.

[mexicanheaux]

um thats cool like no joke, but this wasnt that deep. mensa means idiot in spanish 

[jarkprongo]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[majoelaina-deactivated20201026]

[chronoswirl-deactivated20180520]

So glad somebody did this

[genosus]

“never forget who you want to become!”

Happy Birthday to the most precious, Annie bby ♡♡

[pokemon-personalities]

Pokemon Tea Party!

[maonui]

Hey what’s up, I know it’s been like 3 years and all, but how are things going?

[raizekira]

Goddamnit HE not again

[13thsieg]

Visit Original Link

11/25  Ensemble Stars Unit Song CD vol. 4 Akatsuki 百花繚乱、紅月夜 - Akatsuki Keito Hasumi (CV Yuichiro Umehara) Kuro Kiryu (CV Shinichiro Kamio) Souma Kanzaki (CV Keisuke Kaminaga)

[larimii]