We drew a map to a better place

 Mia/ INFJ/ Slytherin./ Dauntless, Candor and Erudite/ I have Cap & Peter Pan issues.

[foundersofhogwarts]

Now each of these four founders Formed their own house, for each Did value different virtues In the ones they had to teach.

[filmcollection]

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.”

- Juno (2007)

[euclase]

Peggy and Cap, drawn in PS, now finished. I was going to make their color palettes match but sort of forgot. Oh well!

[thealogie]

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

[hey--friends]

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

[bewbin]

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

[myrtlewilson]

pete: *screams in an old fob song*

me: please peter not at the dinner table the adults are trying to have a conversation

[yrbff]

Mean Girls (2004)

[forassgard]

[forassgard]

#from truck stop hooker to yacht club daddy in like 10 years I love it

[map-to-you-blog]

basically the winter soldier in a nutshell

steve: bucky?!?!?!?

bucky: new arm who dis

[chrisevanssource]

[wkemeup]

Aziz is slaying everyone and I am here for it

[backhandedlovesongs-deactivated]

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

[noircommejesuis]

the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation

the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and wells all over the country and is decreasing youth unemployment exponentially

the president of cote d’ivoire made school mandatory of children ages 6-16 and banned plastic bags while also building ultra modern trasportation infrastructure

the future is for real in africa 

[incandescent-justice]

I think this should have a hell of a lot more notes on it than it does. This is what good news looks like folk, and the continent of Africa surely deserves a shed load of it.

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[rukudzom-deactivated20160319]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

[vincent-van-go-away]

How to play "Paranoia"

This is literally the best party game ever ok so here’s what you do:

Everyone sits in a circle

Whoever goes first whispers a question to the person on their right

The person on the right must answer the question out loud. The trick is, no one else in the circle knows the question. 

Next, someone flips a flip-flop up in the air. 

If it lands face up: the asker must say the question out loud to the whole group

If the flip flop lands face down: the asker doesn’t say anything, and everyone in the group is left to wonder what in the world the question was. 

And you go around the circle like that. The best questions have the answers as people. We like to limit it just to people in the circle, too. It just makes it more fun. 

Here are some examples of good questions:

You have to cover someone in the circle completely in peanut butter and lick it all off. Who?

You and one other person must be surgically bound together for the rest of your life. Who is the other person?

You and someone in the circle go in a dark room for 1 hour and do unspeakable things. Who?

the creepy sexual ones are the best, and it’s really fun when you limit it to people in the circle. have fun