The great white north

[oldmemesandhelpandthings-gone]

Misunderstanding Starters

Change wording or pronouns as necessary. Remember to specify muse when sending to or from a multimuse.

"This isn't what it looks like."

"It wasn't me, I swear!"

"It was like that when I got here."

"How was I supposed to know this would happen?"

"I had no idea that was going on with you."

"What do you mean, you didn't know?"

"I told you to stay out of this."

"This is what you wanted, isn't it?"

"I couldn't have done it. I'm unarmed."

"My hands are clean."

"If you were with me, and we were elsewhere, then who did this?"

"It doesn't add up. Think about it."

"You couldn't have done it."

"Someone's trying to frame us."

[takenbtwind]

I just finished Tress of the Emerald Sea what a ride you guys

[maple-leaf-country]

Gonna try this again, it has been so long. I got a note that this blog is 11 years old.

Anyway I am thinking about adding a Ocarina of Time Link as a side blog. As there are a lot of Breath of the Wild era ones and I wanna start writing again.

[asking-miss-belarus-blog]

" just for tonight."

Send me “Just for tonight” for my muse’s reaction to yours asking mine to share a bed with them.

“Are you sure? I mean, as long as you don’t try anything it’s fine, but I don’t think anyone’s ever asked to share my bed before.”

@maple-leaf-country

[maple-leaf-country]

He didn't want to admit that is was mostly that he didn't want to sleep on the lumpy looking couch. For sure would be a gentleman, but he also didn't want to regret all this in the morning.

" Of course I won't do anything!" He wasn't sure how to answer the question being that she did often seem to scare others.

" Besides there should only be for one night."

[rpstarterss]

Shakespeare Inspired Starters:

“Self love is not as vile of a sin as self-negligence.”

“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you’re unarmed.”

“You won’t find love where it doesn’t exist and you can’t hide love when it does exist.”

“You only know who you are now, not what you’ll become.”

“True love never runs smoothly.”

“I’m unworthy to follow you.”

“Even villains smile.”

“I have a method to my madness.”

“What are you reading?”

“Something smells rotten.”

“Even devils have the power to assume a pleasing shape.”

“You can’t take anything from me if I’m willing to part with everything.”

“All you can take from me is my life.”

“I’m unworthy to be with you.”

“It’s one thing to be tempted and another to let yourself give in to that temptation.”

“A friend is someone who knows who you are, where you have been, accepts what you’ve become, and still allows you to grow.”

“Let her/him sleep. When she/he wakes up, she’ll/he’ll move mountains.”

“Before you do amazing things, sometimes you have to mess up a little.”

“Nothing is good or bad. It’s your thoughts that make them this way.”

“The earth has music for those who listen.”

“I wouldn’t want it to be anyone else but you.”

“I would give everything I had for a drink right now.”

“Be true to yourself.”

“When sorrows come, they come not as single spies, but in battalions.”

"The miserable have no other medicine, but hope.”

“Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.”

“What’s done cannot be undone.”

“The meaning of life is to find your gift, but the purpose of life is to give it away.”

“When words fail, music speaks.”

“How do you like this play?”

“Should I live? Should I die?”

“Swear that you won’t say anything?”

“It’s better to be three hours too soon than a minute too late.”

“There is no darkness, but ignorance.”

“Love doesn’t look with the eyes. It looks with the mind.”

“Listen to all, but share with a few.”

“Laughing is worth the wrinkles.”

“But I pray.. why do I still get beaten?”

“It is not up to the stars to hold your destiny, but up to yourself.”

"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”

“You better endure me speaking my mind if you can’t, then close your ears.”

“Doubting leads to destruction.”

“Our doubts are traitors.”

“I wish the stars would hide their light so no one can see the darkness inside me.”

“He/she’s eating me out of house and home!”

“What’s in a name?”

“Be who you are, not what the world wants you to become.”

“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”

“It’s easy for people to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”

“Scars remind us that the past is real.”

“Mortals are fools.”

“No more ladies/gentlemen. No more.”

“It was told by an idiot, full of sound and fury. It meant nothing.”

“Though [NAME] is little, she/he is fierce.”

“Are you sure we’re awake?”

“To me, you are the world.”

“Take the pain and be perfect.”

“What did I do to deserve this mockery?”

“Why do you have to flaunt my insufficiency?”

“I see you’re in love by the look in your eye.”

“I can’t play a woman! My beard’s growing in!”

“Get out of here, you dwarf!”

“Why is it that when I curse [NAME], he/she gives me love?”

[maple-leaf-country]

@acollectionofcountries

Alyona peeked under the entrance of the pillow fort, chuckling softly. “If you say so.” She crawled in lying down next to him smiling up at the blond male.

“ I can get a movie started if you want!” Grinning like an idiot that his plan actually worked. Along with him not having to be alone well ditching the meeting. “ I can get some snacks as well! We just have to not make any noise if we hear Ludwig at the door.” 

He moved he arm above her head. It was an invitation to cuddle if she wanted. Though it also could be used as a way that he wasn’t going to hit her if he needed to move a bit. 

[maple-leaf-country]

He gave her a tight squeeze before pulling away from her and starting to set up the fort. 

“ Who knows maybe he will come by when we are busy building. “ He gave her a wink. “ Though the building of this shouldn’t take to long.” He grinned moving sheets out larger.

[maple-leaf-country]

@coffeebleeds

Alfred’s going to shove his face through the door before Matthew can close it. Not his foot, that would make too much sense. You’re going to have to decapitate him if you want this man gone.“Wait, no dude! I think she likes chicken nuggets!

“ They tend to like a lot of things. Is she biting you?” He asked. He is still leaning on the door doing his best to let the insane man in his house.  

[maple-leaf-country]

Matthew bit his bottom lip. Almost hard enough to bleed as he watched what was going on. 

“ I have some chips in the cupboard. I super hope you don’t get rabies.” He sighed bringing out a karate that he would use to have Kuijioro travel in. 

[cutie-cutter-deactivated2021062]

I really liked @tea-pettiest ‘s idea of Matthew being in a band and being a massive fan of Weezer. I love their work, it’s always super well done and creative, I just had to do a doodle of it.

[maple-leaf-country]

@coffeebleeds

Alfred’s going to shove his face through the door before Matthew can close it. Not his foot, that would make too much sense. You’re going to have to decapitate him if you want this man gone.“Wait, no dude! I think she likes chicken nuggets!

“ They tend to like a lot of things. Is she biting you?” He asked. He is still leaning on the door doing his best to let the insane man in his house.  

[coffeebleeds]

“A little.” A lot. His finger is actively being gnawed on by a very hungry opossum. “So will you help me or what?”

[maple-leaf-country]

“ I feel like I should.” He sighed opening the door. “ If it brakes anything YOU are going to replace it.” He stated. “Also what kind of help do you need?” 

[coffeebleeds]

Alfred stepped inside, dripping blood all over the floor. “Thanks! I have no idea. Maybe some food for it?”

[maple-leaf-country]

“ Also your gonna help the stains you are leaving.” He pointed to the floor. “ What the heck do you feed something like that? “ He asked. “ I don’t have chicken nuggets. So don’t say that. “ 

He started to look around to see if he had a kennel to keep the rabid thing in. 

[maple-leaf-country]

@coffeebleeds

Alfred’s going to shove his face through the door before Matthew can close it. Not his foot, that would make too much sense. You’re going to have to decapitate him if you want this man gone.“Wait, no dude! I think she likes chicken nuggets!

“ They tend to like a lot of things. Is she biting you?” He asked. He is still leaning on the door doing his best to let the insane man in his house.  

[coffeebleeds]

“A little.” A lot. His finger is actively being gnawed on by a very hungry opossum. “So will you help me or what?”

[maple-leaf-country]

“ I feel like I should.” He sighed opening the door. “ If it brakes anything YOU are going to replace it.” He stated. “Also what kind of help do you need?” 

[maple-leaf-country]

@acollectionofcountries

Alyona peeked under the entrance of the pillow fort, chuckling softly. “If you say so.” She crawled in lying down next to him smiling up at the blond male.

“ I can get a movie started if you want!” Grinning like an idiot that his plan actually worked. Along with him not having to be alone well ditching the meeting. “ I can get some snacks as well! We just have to not make any noise if we hear Ludwig at the door.” 

He moved he arm above her head. It was an invitation to cuddle if she wanted. Though it also could be used as a way that he wasn’t going to hit her if he needed to move a bit. 

[maple-leaf-country]

He nuzzled in her neck after the kiss. Leaving a kiss there for her as well. “ Hmmmm, at least until we know that Ludwig is gone. Then we are free to make as much noise as we want. “ He paused for a moment. “ Or make the fort then after I get to ravish you like the queen you are in the fort. “ Gently moving his hands to rest on her hips. “ I’ll let you decide though. “ 

[acollectionofcountries]

She giggled humming softly gasping softly at the kiss. “M…Maaathew.” She breathes out. “The latter sounds fun.” She turned around wrapper her arms around his neck. “Though we will still need to try and stay quiet just in case.” 

[maple-leaf-country]

“ Fair, though blankets and pillows are pretty good sound dampeners. “ grinning as he leans in for another and slightly longer kiss. “ Unless you would like to find a way to make sure the two of us are quite with our activities.” 

[maple-leaf-country]

@coffeebleeds

Alfred’s going to shove his face through the door before Matthew can close it. Not his foot, that would make too much sense. You’re going to have to decapitate him if you want this man gone.“Wait, no dude! I think she likes chicken nuggets!

“ They tend to like a lot of things. Is she biting you?” He asked. He is still leaning on the door doing his best to let the insane man in his house.  

[maple-leaf-country]

Sorry for a sudden leave of absence. Lots of mental and physical drama and pain this last week. I should be on for most of the rest of the day though!  

[horrificmemes]

Small-Town Gothic Sentence Starters

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?” “You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.” “We don’t take kindly to trespassers.”  “If they catch you here, you’re dead.” “Nobody likes outsiders around here.” “There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.” “Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?” “Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.” “Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.” “The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?” “You’re not welcome.” “Things were fine until people like you started showing up.” “This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.” “You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.” “I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.” “So is everyone here in some kind of cult?” “I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.”  “Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.” “My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.” “You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.” “My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?” “I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.” “Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?” “God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.” “You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.” “Why are there so many abandoned buildings?” “So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.” “This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?” “We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.” “This town wasn’t even on the map.” “Do me a favor and be gone by morning.” “When you leave, please take me with you.”

[starlitmemes]

Gemstone Headcanons

Another set of questions aligned to gemstones to help develop characters! Send in some gemstones to learn more about the muse(s)!

Agate: What or who will your muse protect with their life?

Amazonite: How do they go about comforting or calming down others? Are they good at it?

Amethyst: Do they have a good intuition? If so, do they typically heed it or not?

Apatite: Do they find it easy to communicate with new people, or do they avoid it as much as possible?

Aquamarine: How insightful are they?

Aventurine: Are they the opportunistic sort, or do they typically let chances slip by?

Blue Topaz: Are they the courageous sort? Do they find they can overcome obstacles in their way with relative ease?

Cat’s Eye: What sorts of things soothes them when they’re worked up?

Chalcedony: How do they consider their allies in regards to themself? Do they reach out to them, or do they typically keep to themself?

Citrine: How open are they to new ideas or cultures?

Diamond: Do they find themselves getting sick often or do they have a relatively strong immune system?

Diopside: Are they a creative person in any way? How so?

Emerald: Do they suffer from any sort of mental illness?

Fluorite: Are they able to concentrate easily no matter where they are, or do they need a quiet space with little distracts?

Garnet: What are they most passionate about and who are they most devoted to?

Iolite: Are they financially responsible or do they tend to blow their money as soon as they have it?

Jade: What are their opinions on luck? Do they believe in it?

Jasper: What do they typically do to relax?

Kyanite: What is their temper like?

Lapis Lazuli: How aware are they of others and of their surroundings?

Moonstone: What inspires them? Why?

Onyx: How do they handle hostility from others, whether verbally or physically?

Opal: Are they the emotional sort?

Peridot: Are they open to new growth and change in any way, or are they resistant to it?

Prehnite: Do they find it easy to recall their dreams or do they hardly remember them?

Rose Quartz: Do they typically hold grudges? Are they the type to compromise as best they can during a conflict?

Ruby: Do they typically keep their heart on their sleeve?

Rutile Quartz: Do they have a habit of looking for the source of a problem? Are they the type to attempt to solve it if they’re able, or do they try to avoid it?

Sapphire: What makes them happiest? Is there a reason why?

Smoky Quartz: How is their physical endurance? Are they the active sort of person or not?

Spinel: Are they a worry-wort or are they carefree?

Tanzanite: Do they heal quickly or do bruises and cuts tend to heal slowly?

Tiger’s Eye: Are they self-confident or wracked with doubt?

Topaz: Are they the type to cheer on others or do they prefer to be center stage?

Tourmaline: Are they the understanding sort or do they have trouble connecting with others?

Turquoise: Do they strive for success or do they typically prefer to go with the flow?

Zircon: How wise are they?

[rpmemes-galore]

bbc merlin : season 4 ... sentence starters

“Bad news. He’s still alive.”

“Sometimes you puzzle me.“

“You’re meant to be… dying.“

“You stink worse than your food!”

“You don’t ever do as you’re told.“

“Really? Was that a compliment?“

“You ever heard of the word ‘sorry’?”

“Is this really as fast as you can walk?“

“You can’t blame me for my father’s sins.“

“That is when the worms are most active.“

“His heart his broken and his spirit is gone.“

“My magic is useless against them. I’ve tried.“

“In my grief, I let you infect me with your hate.“

“That one’s ancient. Probably wouldn’t hurt a fly.“

“You’re not going to die. Don’t be such a coward.”

“You know, you’re a brave man… between battles.”

“You don’t know how many times I’ve saved your life.“

“Hm. I would give up my own kingdom to be so loved.“

“Fine. If it means we get there quicker, I will carry you.“

“Does anything strike you as odd about these bodies?“

“All the things I’ve faced… I never worried about dying.“

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you cry before, not like that.“

“Choose your next words carefully. They may be your last.“

“You’re very quiet. You didn’t say a word on the way home.“

“What the hell are you doing creeping around in the woods?“

“You can’t risk exposing yourself like this. It’s too dangerous.“

“What is wrong with you? Why can you never just let me be?“

“Trust me. If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s keeping secrets.“

“Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.“

“Me? You seemed to be doing a pretty good job of that yourself.“

“I never once questioned their loyalty. I do wonder if I deserve it.“

“This man is a shadow of his former self. A shadow with ill intent.“

“Ha. If I ever become king, I’m gonna have you made court jester.“

“One day, you will understand just how much they’ve done for you.”

“I take it you didn’t come all this way just to smash my favorite pot.“

“That’s if you hadn’t been such an arrogant, pompous, dollop head.“

“Great. How long have I got? How long before this thing wakes up?“

“You’re consumed by bitterness. It spreads within you like a disease.”

“It’s not my life that’s pitiable. It’s yours. You’ve waste it… for nothing.“

“I always thought if things had been different, we’d’ve been good friends.”

“I do feel that dancing is best performed in youth and appreciated in age.“

“So, if you haven’t come all this way to kill me, why have you come here?”

“Yes, I sought revenge, but that does not mean it was the right thing to do.“

“Well, if you did want to hurt a fly, or even a human, what would YOU use?“

“All I know for sure is that I’ve lost both my parents to magic. It is… pure evil.“

“And when it came for me, I felt this emptiness. I couldn’t breathe. I’m scared.“

“I want you to bring me peace. You must right the wrong that was done to me.“

“You mean to tell me that you’ve been wandering around in the woods all night?“

“Questions, so many questions! For once in your life, will you just do as you’re told?”

“Mmm. The chicken is good. It’s a nice broth… What do you know about necromancy?”

“All right. It’s true. I came back ‘cause you’re the only friend I have and I couldn’t bear to lose you.“

“But this is your chance… your chance to escape your meaningless life, your worthless existence.”

“You’re wrong. Don’t think I don’t understand loyalty just because I’ve got no one left to be loyal to.“

“That’s the way these things work, I’m afraid. You get the glory when you’re not around to appreciate it.“

“I cared about these people. I… I don’t understand. What have I done wrong? Why do they hate me?“

“I appreciate that. In your very confused way you’re only trying to help, but, please… don’t do it again.“

“You’ve always shown mercy in battle. You’ve never sought to humiliate your enemy in this way. This isn’t like you.“

“Or we could just do it now — whatever it is that we’re doing — in the dark, when it’s incredibly scary and dangerous.“

“Well, I think we’re safe, for now, but we need to find you some kind of disguise. You’re too conspicuous in those clothes.“

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Send 'gone' for my muse's reaction to discovering that your's is missing.