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My sister: I'm seriously craving salt right now, I think i might be pregnant

Me: Oh really? Who's the father?

My sister: Just some guy you might know as "depression"

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I cannot fall asleep. I keep thinking about that bunny from the Wreck-it Ralph 2 trailer. I feel really bad for it. It makes me very, very sad and I can't stop thinking about it.

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This blog is a mess here have this flower cat I drew a month ago

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Yay happy new year! I attempted to draw a semi-realistic bunny (my bunny) and this is the result! Also please consider that there are animals out there tonight who get really scared by fireworks! My bunny usually gets very frightened by the loud bangs.

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My favourite quote of 2018

"Heck it, I'm going to make a bad decision! I'll let future me handle the consequences!" - My cousin before eating a big bucket of frozen yoghurt

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Random song recommendation:

"Blood on the risers" by American Paratrooper

It's not really good I just think everyone should hear it

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Don't you all just love it when you search your pockets to find your headphones but when you find them they have somehow turned into the Gordian knot?

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I'm still not over the burning of the library of Alexandria. I think about it a lot.

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Todays mood:

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Nobody ever let's me burn anything interesting and that makes me sad

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Current mood:

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God's true gift to humanity: garlic bread

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I officially pronounce my mushrooms as deceased.

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Ads and commericals before videos can go die in a volcano

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Breaking news

If you liked Sonic when you were a kid, you're most likely a furry now

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Jesus died t-posing and that is why he was resurrected

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Can someone please tell me where I can get some hyper-realistic shark head oven mitts