M A R I A N I A C

Well, hello there! I'm glad that you found this little shithole that is otherwise known as my profile. It's a mess and so am I! Here you will find some of my art, food, personal thoughts, salt, last wednesday's ramen noodles, maybe that biro you lost in middle school, random pictures and proably a lot more. there's nothing much to say about me... My name's Maria, I'm more Russian than Vodka, currently dwelling in south Germany. I like American culture and capitalism. I hope the radical SJWs clicked away after reading that. to everybody else, sane or otherwise; enjoy your stay!  :^]

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To everyone who cares to give a fuck, here's a quick update:

I forgot my password for this tumblr acc and it's only accessible through my phone, so i got myself a new one. It's called loffeine, and i'll try to keep it a tad more active than this one. This'll be probably the last post on this acc. Thanks for reading~

boi, byeeeee!

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Wrapping curtains around ones neck to make them look like scarfs...

Can we make this a thing please!?

Do that, make it look artsy/aesthetic if you can, post a picture and tag it with #scarftains

I just wanna see this shit come to life, thanks~

(Ps; try not to kill yourself by doing this)

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I'll be trying to resurrect my old bike for the next week or so... poor thing, i forgot about it for 2,5+ years!

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Pineappling~

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Today was pretty good

Speaking of teeth, i was at the dentist today. She had to drill because i had caries in one tooth and she had to give me a heavy anesthetic. Finger-long needle. Just pushin’ it up my god damn gums! couldn’t feel a quarter of my face for the next hour or two.

it was still a nice day because i had to go there by a train and, well...

my dentist is living in Stuttgart, which is the capital of my German state. it’s a pretty nice city, i love going there occasionally; there’s consumerism, capitalism, metropolitan-esque architecture, everything my missing heart could desire!

found a restaurant that sold ravioli to-go. guess what! i took two packs and it was delicious (even though i still could barely feel my numbed out face)!

tl;dr

describing my day in one gif;

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Teeth are bones.

And honestly, I'm afraid to know how many people don't know it...

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Dark coffee and fried eggs with cheese in bread~

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I tried doing a self-portrait of myself. My hair ain’t that color irl: it’s brown. but that pinkish tint just went with the whole color aesthetic, so i used that. what about the dot? that’s one of my moles. i don’t really like how it turned out really.

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advice for the tweaker nation on tumblr

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I’m trying!

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surely hope so...

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wise shit, inspiroBot!

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a question to all far-leftists as well as far-rightists out here. Too bad an AI put it better than me.

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When your mom buys you your suicide aid but it's the wrong color, off-brand, and already deader than you anyways

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Just having a salt bath to be more chill

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my mom just came home with a bundle of cacti for me. she said “I hope you won’t burn those“ because... well, last time i had cacti i set them on fire :]

I’m still a total prick, so cacti are my spirit flowers! 

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when youre writing and your brain randomly inserts a whole new character into the plot

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i wish I couldn’t relate...