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asoiaf & got characters // pt. XXXIII - Daenerys Targaryen (ver. I, ver. II, ver. III, ver. IV, ver. V, ver. VI, ver. VII, ver. VIII)
“The fire is mine. I am Daenerys Stormborn, daughter of dragons, bride of dragons, mother of dragons, don’t you see? Don’t you SEE? With a belch of flame and smoke that reached thirty feet into the sky, the pyre collapsed and came down around her. Unafraid, Dany stepped forward into the firestorm, calling to her children.”
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"I'm a wolf, and will not be afraid." (A Feast for Crows - Chapter 6 - Arya.) And SJM had the gall to say she doesn't like ASOIAF/GOT lmao.
Oop. And there we have it.
I just find it so unnerving that she claims she hates ASOIAF/GOT when she clearly copied so many aspects of GRR Martin’s world building, characters, quotes, etc.
I just don’t know how she manages to get away with it.
@spaceshipkat @throne-of-no @how-to-deflate-a-hedgehog101 She said it in this tweet, it pissed me off
I think it’s pretty clear why. Her fantasy worlds have the most nonsensical magical and political systems, so of course she hates a beatifully crafted, intricate high-fantasy world. That’s just her taste, obviously….. You can almost call it minimalism.
@books-art-dragons I think I figured it out. I think she liked the books(or TV show) at first but then she didn’t like it when things got too “gritty” for her. She didn’t like the mean, gritty things that happened to her favorite characters, doesn’t like the disgusting, incestuous things you would normally find in a medieval world. So what did she do? She took all the things the she did like, she took all the “cool” things from the books and tried to make it her own, thinking it would be unique.Which she failed in miserably. 😒
@maraiabroxses I think the problem is that Aelin’s arc, for example, is based rather on the show version of Daenerys, than the book version and the show version itself, especially in the last two seasons (which are no longer based on the books) are out of character. Book Dany is not that ruthless and there are instances in ADWD when she really dreams of giving up on being queen and living an ordinary life (let’s not forget that book Dany is only 15-16 yo). Someone pointed out that the scene when feyre feeds ianthe to the weaver is more than similar to the scene when sansa feeds ramsay to his dogs. This, again, is out of character, book Sansa never actually met Ramsay. While I do love the show, I have to admit that it doesn’t reach the depth of the books and since SJM ripps off something already watered, this is the reason why the results are so bad.
I also have to add that, indeed, Celaena and Aelin souns like two different characters. I think that Celaena’s arc in the beginning was wholly different till SJM started watching GoT and decided to turn her MC into a basically older and much much more annoying Daenerys, because she thought it was cool (which is disrespectful for Daenerys, since she is not like Aelin at all and grrm never portrayed her as a god-like figure, such as SJM does with aelin)
@star-crossedvoyager Everything you just said summed up what I was thinking 👏🏼 Maas took a complete U turn on her characters and her world. Is it me, or does it feel like SJM keeps adding random shit to her world one book after another?? Its like every single time she sees somthing she likes from another book/tv-show/movie, she too wants to add that coolness into her world, even though its would make ZERO SENCE. But yes, like I said she wanted to take all the “cool” things she did like from the GOT and make it her own. I’m guessing she likes Dany, but that’s about it.
@maraiabroxses Exactly. Her books don’t have a proper plot, there are just a bunch of plots, characters, lines and places from every movie/book she likes, this was the first impression her books gave me when I started reading them. First chapter of ACOTAR is read as a Game of Thrones prologue. And who wants to bet that the final battle in KoA will either be a reminiscence from Battle on Pelennor Fields/Battle of Bastards (with the unexpected arrival of the forces of Southern Continent, the way Sansa and Littlefinger arrived with the forces of the Vale)?
And I think she only likes Dany for her “awesomeness” in the show, not for her depth and her internal struggles that are depicted in the book. She probably thinks that you are cool as long as you threaten everyone that you’ll burn them all if they don’t show you obedience.
Burn them all, yes, I did it in on purpose, another idea straightly taken from grrm. God,I hate it.
@star-crossedvoyager Ughhh I think theres a good chance that, that’s what’s gonna happen 🤧 YES! she only takes the “bad ass” parts from Dany and completely ignores the rest. The ironic part is that now Aelin is starting to sound more like Aerys Targaryen, go figure 🙄
@martaaa1506 FAM YOU WERE RIGHT! Maas copied the lotr battles, you called it! Battle on Pelennor fields
K so these were only some of the things that pissed me off in Koa(Don't worry there's a lot more). Aelin calls herself a god and a god killer(she basically banishes all the gods except mala) because why not. Every time this girl winks or sticks out her tongue is full out CRINGE.Like you're literally about to fight the last battle with Maeve and all you can do is fucking wink??? Constantly reading about her "swaggering walk" is also a full out fucking cringe. We get it Sarah. She has swag, its still fucking cringe. She constantly calls herself "The queen who was promised" (that's literally straight ripped off from Game of thrones). She forces Lorcon into a blood oath he doesn't want to take.Basically manipulates him into it. And get this, Gavrial dies, so when he dies, Aelin feeds his dead body her blood so he'd be "blood sworn" to her even in death( its written off as this honorable thing) ugh it was so gross. By the way, apparently wyverns have mates as well, abroxos mate was Asterins wyvern( fucking why??). All the warriors basically become blood sworn to Aelin,she no longer has any scars and her skin is now "perfect". No one even dies except Gavriel. Aelin Travels to NW and acotar world where she sees Rhys and a pregnant Feyre.I'm sure you all know that parts of the books were complete LOTR rip offs. Happy ending for everyone, Elorcan gets married, so does Lysandra and aedion.(Even though Aedion callled her a lying bitch and kicked her out of his tent into the cold while she was naked). It literally took Lysandra to fucking almost die for aedion to go "No wait I didnt mean it, I actually love you".Oh and there are basically more lines of everyone kissing Aliens ass ( yes even fucking Darrow). I can FINALLY rinse my hands off this series.God I hated this book.
comparing nehemia and alien isn’t “pitting women against each other”. one of them is a future colonialist whose idea of ruling is threatening people to kill them and treating her allies and friends like shit. the other one is nehemia.
One of the things that Daenerys haters who have read the books love to say to the show watchers (to convince them to join their ranks I guess?) is that the show version is an “ideolized version” of the character, that the show writers “whorship” her and that in the books she is much worse and it is utterly untrue!
The show removed a lot of Daenerys’ kindness, her intelligence and political mind, as well as her emotions. The true Daenerys is softer, sweeter, brighter (without mentioning ten years younger) and her so called “questionable actions” are few in the novels. In fact, the only “questionable” thing I can think of is when she agreed to allow one of her advisors in Meereen to use torture on the only witness/suspect they had following the torture and slaughter of dozens of innocent people. But even that part - which is the darkest moment in Daenerys story - was made worse on the show, where she gave two Masters to be devoured to her dragons.
In the second novel, Daenerys never said the “when my dragons are grown we will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground” speech. She wasn’t insisting that the merchants of Qarth have to give her ships, she never locked up Doreah and Xaro Xhoan Daxos in a room to die of starvation, she didn’t plunder the city (not that I have a problem with show Daenerys about it, but she did not do that in the books). Doreah died in the Red Waste in Daenerys’ arms, and she gave her her last water although Doreah was dying and they were in a desert without provisions.
In the third novel, Daenerys didn’t enjoy the sack of Astapor and her quote was not “all men must die but we are not men” but “all men must die, but not for a long while, we may pray.” She really wanted to forgive Jorah despite his betrayal but his behavior towards her is what made her banish him (he was insisting that he did no wrong and that she had to forgive him, and that in front of others) - and even after he was gone, she thought a lot of him and wished for him to find happiness back on his Bear Island.
In the fifth novel, Daenerys is the one who is compromising and navigating in the very complex political situation of Meereen. She is the one trying to negotiate with the former slavers and slaves. She never ordered one of her followers to be decapitated, and she never let her dragons eat the Masters. It is not Drogon who rescued her from the Sons of the Harpy, but she who ran toward him to help him after Hizdahr’s men tried to kill him. She didn’t fly away leaving her friends behind in danger, she and Drogon were the only ones in direct danger and she needed to protect him from harm - besides it was the very first time she rode a dragon and did not know how to control him.
Book Daenerys loves to hug children, kisses people on the cheeks, smiles and laughs and has a great sense of humor, doesn’t say things like “I am a Queen not a politician” and does not need men around her to restrain her from using dragonfire - it is actually the other way around. Everyone of her advisors in the fifth book wanted her to use dragons to burn her enemies but Daenerys was insisting to negotiate and build peace without using force.
I love show Dany, but book Daenerys is amazing and anyone who tries to claim that the show version is “overhyped” or “whitewashed” or “idolized” compared to the real, canon version is a liar.
OH. YES.
me when dany forces people to hear all of her titles which are essentially victories she’s won in her very hard climb from the bottom to where she is now:
“Queen of Meereen”: By right of conquest.
“Queen of the Andals, and the Rhoynar and the First Men”: Although technically a claim, she’s actually going to save that mother fucking country and the people, and she has a right as it is the legacy of her family, a legacy they created, so I won’t fight her on this.
“The unburnt”: A freaking goddess, I tell you.
“Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea” : The first time all the dothraki unite behind one leader, a woman, and let me tell you, this title is an understatement because she’s actually the Stallion Who Mounts The World.
“Breaker of chains” : She made her personal mission to help the slaves, free them, and maintain that freedom. Slavers Bay, no more.
“Mother of Dragons” : She brought dragons to life, the last dragons in the world, after more than a century of being extinct.
How many people can say that they have done most of these things….on their own right…
You will listen, and you will respect.
^ THIS.
I know it is a fandom joke - “lol daenerys and her hundred titles”, but in a world where men get to hold titles for no reason other than their birth, and are immediately respected by people of westeros and real world fans alike for the smallest acts of goodness; I have no issues with Daenerys’s million titles which she earned through her hard work, intuition and wits.
Also it reminds me of this poem by Warsan Shire:
give your daughters difficult names. give your daughters names that command the full use of tongue. my name makes you want to tell me the truth. my name doesn’t allow me to trust anyone that cannot pronounce it right.
You can’t throw a brick in the fantasy section of Barnes and Noble without hitting a Tolkien knock-off character with 20 titles. The only difference is that Dany is female. Literally that is the reason people joke about this and accuse her of not earning her titles.
There’s this trope in asoiaf fandom that Daenerys’ is going to get mocked and laughed at by the wildlings and the northerners once she interacts with them more, because having titles is pretentious and they are A Simple & Honest Folk who don’t put on airs. But when you’ve got people like Tormund Giantsbane and Wyman Manderly wandering around with a dozen increasingly incredible titles each, because they sounded cool, I can’t help but think that’s an entirely reversed interpretation, and (so long as they meet up on peaceful terms) these people are going to think she sounds amazing.
Just think of her explaining why she’s “Unburnt” to Tormund or the Mormonts. In First Men culture, you could get away with calling yourself that because you got too close to a fireplace one day and only singed your clothes, and no one would think anything of it. How unprepared they are for something as over the top as “I stood inside of the fire for twelve hours, and it refused to take me.”
Theoden wants his motto back
t0g wants to be asoiaf or harry potter soooooooo bad it’s kind of sad. gotta love grand house whiteporn: the noble prince who is obsessed with alien’s earlobes and killing people, and the unnamed gay cousin! history who? complex family dynamics and interesting characters where?
GRRM: establishes entire genealogies, thousands of sygils and mottos which give depth to the families, like you really feel the medieval aura of westeros
S/JMess: establish “noble houses” by naming three members at the most and their motto is a line straightly ripped of from The Two Towers.
Tolkien: *provides a huge backstory leading to Aragorn being king*
sj/m: *gives alien turquoise eyes and a last name and calls her lineage complete*
Yep, Aragorn’s lineage is established on milennias. MILENNIAS, in order to show the relationship between Aragorn and Elrond and because his forefathers, while not directly affect the plot, shape his arc as the rightful king of both Gondor and Arnor.
Let’s not talk about turqoise eyes. I bet she first intended to give Alien purple eyes, but she would have been too similar to Daenerys Targaryen. I still see them similar, especially given Alien’s “golden hair that shines silver in the moonlight”.
BONUS: based on the basic rules of genetics, Alien’s golden hair and blue turqoise eyes might become a distinctive trait of the Ashryvers only if they are inbreed because golden hair and blue eyes are recessive. Targaryens keep their typical platinum gold hair and purple eyes because they practice incest. Aragorn’s distinctive numenorean features are dark hair and grey eyes, which makes sense even though Aragorn’s ancestor are not inbreed because dark hair is dominant gene.
well sj/m does like including incest in her books through hints and offhand comments and whatnot, likely bc anything more would make Bloomsbury put their foot down. she could probably pick it up and go on, but i’m still hoping Bloomsbury has some semblance of control over her. it’s probably pointless to hope though.
And the problem is that if she is to include incest, she will include it as a part of her weird sexual fantasies. It would not be used like in the Targaryen’s case, to explain a specific trait of a given family or a part of their culture. This is why in G.oT. Jaime and Cersei twincest bothers while Targs incest don’t (at least not as much as J/C) because incest is part of their culture and Martin made sure to point out the medical consequences of inbreeding (Targ’s proneness to madness, their emotional instabillity etc.)
Exactly.The whole point of keeping the Targaryen incest was to keep the bloodline pure and to always carry the dragon genes. Not all Targaryens were attracted to eachother, they either got together because they needed to keep the bloodline pure, or because they were forced into it. The dragonlords of Valyria did the same thing. Its been implied that the the Valyrians weren't exactly all human, they are different than the rest of the word, which is why the incest effects them differently...more so mentally than physically. The point is that there was a reason for the incest, (and because the asoiaf is based on our medievil time period).Hell, each house in Got has their own sigil and quotes for a reason. Everything that was put in Asoiaf, was because there was a reason! SJm just puts things into her world, either because she saw some other popular book series do it, or because she thinks its "kool". There is zero significance to the things she adds to her tog world.
OK FIRST OF ALL, NO ONE TRIES TO JUSTIFY KAZ BREKKERS ACTIONS! No one gives him a pass because he has "such a tragic past". No one kisses his ass constantly, even when he is wrong. And don't even get me started on Aliens fucking ego.
DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT
I CALLED IT
why is no one talking about the fucking wing markings on Aliens back?? ITS THE PHOENIX WINGS! so in conclusion Sj Mess is going to use the “rise from the ashes like a phoenix” for her character and i’m gonna cry
Alien, Arwen called ya. She says she wants her wedding dress dress back
JON MY DARLING ANGEL IM SO SORRY, IM SO SORRY THAT YOU’RE GETTING COMPARED TO THIS BITCH ASS KWEEN! Rise form the ashes? I swear to god, if sjm makes alien rise from the flames and starts calling her “the unburnt” Im gonna fucking scream! “A Hero like Jon Snow” my ASS
Whenever I read “as much an epic hero as” my dear Frodo and my baby Jon, I scream just like that
But I can bet Alien’s titles when she will be crowned kween of T.erassen will be “Alien Stormborn, of the blood of old houses G.alathynius ans Assriver, Queen of the Fae, the Demi-Fae and the Men (as in Andal, Rhonyar and the First Men), the unburnt, the ressurected, the light-bringer and the Queen who was promised”
Oh Seven hells I just might lose it 😫
DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT
I CALLED IT
why is no one talking about the fucking wing markings on Aliens back?? ITS THE PHOENIX WINGS! so in conclusion Sj Mess is going to use the “rise from the ashes like a phoenix” for her character and i’m gonna cry
Alien, Arwen called ya. She says she wants her wedding dress dress back
JON MY DARLING ANGEL IM SO SORRY, IM SO SORRY THAT YOU'RE GETTING COMPARED TO THIS BITCH ASS KWEEN! Rise form the ashes? I swear to god, if sjm makes alien rise from the flames and starts calling her "the unburnt" Im gonna fucking scream! "A Hero like Jon Snow" my ASS
I don’t ship J*nerys and Daenerys is not even in my top five, but people can fuck right off with acting as if Daenerys is a white supremacist or as if she’s similar to Kylo. You’re looking at a character who tries to stop class based oppression and slavery, albeit with a savior complex, and link her to white supremacy…because she believes in House Targaryen? Bitch all your faves are out here prospering from Westeros class system and gender system without taking a minute to dismantle anything. Bitch all your faves (unless you stan the Wildlings who promote rape culture or Davos I guess) link themselves to the superiority of their Houses. All the Houses in Westeros are built on stolen land and on the subjugation of the lower classes. They’re all white supremacists at that rate, even more so because they’re all so…white and oppose and will oppose foreigners coming to their lands.
You’re using real life things as a way to bludgeon a character you don’t like, in an attempt to silence anyone from defending said character.
THIS! 👏🏼👏🏼
Kit Harington as Jon Snow by Helen Sloan
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
Not gonna not reblog this….
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
*muffled screams*
I had to
SJM be like: Rhys gave me a choice, actually cared for my well-being. Showed me that all his actions had been in favor of my life, that he'd be willing to sacrifice his need for me and not force me into a relationshio if I'd loved someone else. It didn't matter anymore that he twisted my broken arm, that he drugged me against my will and touched me without my consent. It was all for my own good and no one else could convince me otherwise. But Tamlin-Tamlin was a tool for (1/2)
not letting me take over his court with no political or social knowledge. It didn’t matter that he suffered from mental illnesses, didn’t matter that he begged in front of Rhys to protect me, accepting humiliation for my benefit. Or that he was willing to be enslaved so that I could live. No, what mattered was that he caged me! And there was no excuse for his behaviour. He deserved me invading his court and almost causing a whole massacre for my own pettiness. Peace out, bi*ches (2/2)
Anon, this deserves to be in the MoMa. I’m applauding you rn. Just gonna continue on, because this is how I read AC0WAR.
Fayre: I’m such a good–person. My mate–my mate, Rice Sand, High Lord of Dark Essence and Night Evanescent and Soldier of the Climactic Mountains of Eternal Onyx, best feminist ever, the male who paraded me around and drugged me and permanently tattooed me, without whom I would be nothing–and I somehow managed to take down the evil Spring Court and the despicable, deplorable, degenerate, fugly Tom Lane with our brilliant political plan. I got a sentry whipped for no reason except that it made me, Fayre Cursebreaker, Wolf Fox Zebra-Leopard, look good. However… we had not considered the consequences of weakening the land–nearest and most vulnerable to–Hybern. Thousands of lesser fae and humans would starve and die because of my pettiness. I gave Ianthe a vulgar gesture.
Assriel seemed to look at–M0r with–longing. I wondered why she would not make herself vulnerable to such a valiant, handsome, broody male. I took advantage of my friendship with Fire Dick L.ucien for the sole purpose of fucking with d i s g u s t i n g Tom Lane, regardless of L.ucien’s feelings or safety. Later on, because I don’t give a fuck and I’m an empowered female, I forcibly invaded L.ucien’s mind because I just needed to see… to answer the burning, vital question… was his small talk with E.lain leading anywhere romantic? Meanwhile, N.esta continued to show zero interest in C.assian. How–how–could she do this to an annoying fuckboy who only yells at her and has invaded her home?
Rice… beautiful, wonderful, orgasmic Rice–and I committed a few war crimes against other courts and our own people to defeat Hybern, but no one will ever question it and we will never suffer the repercussions. THANK–the CAULDRON Rice and–I survived this traumatic war that lasted for a weekend.
faerug’s yelp review about the war: “not enough sex and on that note hey dead people when i’m giving my mate a blowjob pls stop whining i could barely hear him over the chorus of dying people none of whom i knew but love me anyway”
“not enough fancy dresses that some poor lesser fae gave me for free because i’m such a charitable high lady”
“no one wanted my art titled ‘boners in battle’ or my art titled ‘who needs bandages when you can give blowjobs’ or my art titled ‘a female cried over her mate who lay in three dozen pieces strewn across the battlefield but i patted her shoulder once so obviously i deserve undying devotion and also a free art studio so i can make more art like this and help people overcome their ptsd through the power of the peen’“
I AM SOO FUCKING DONE! STANS ARE LITERALLY "OK" WITH ALIEN BEING A COLONIZER