mischief managed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

Legit you think a bi man who has always been in such a male-dominated space like the army hadn't already figured out that he liked men? Come oooonnnn... It's women he has rarely had contact with and has no idea how to talk to or flirt with (you fight good) I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

In "A Girl Worth Fighting For" Li Shang has zero lines I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[navytaxi]

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

[conflagreat]

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

[iiyong-deactivated20140314]

[ahhfeck]

one of my fave scenes from anything

[30-minute-memes]

Hangman

[doechiis]

#me experiencing any physical affection

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[capablecapybara]

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[najd-social-club]

Wtf should I wear to the living room today

[miserybegins]

[marigoldwitch]

This is your reminder to

💖 drink a glass of water

💖 sit up straight and stretch

💖 put down your device if you’re purposely looking at things that make you feel sad, angry or hurt

💖 take your medicine

💖 eat a snack

Don’t forget to take care of yourself 💖

[twibs]

[sniffling]

the only advice you’ll ever need

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[paxamericana]

my grandparents lived through the depression and spent the rest of their lives stuffing cash under the mattress and hoarding old egg cartons in the garage, so i can’t wait to find out what weird neuroses i’m gonna pick up over the next few years

[romansroys]

no one: brad: claire!!!!!!