[magneatio]

do you remember the time when there were all these mice who were our friends…

angelina and william….

chrysanthemum… owen… lilly…

ough…

[suigintou]

category 5 tummy event

[sosaysdean]

they just don’t assassinate mfs like they used to

[katistry]

[byebyenothere]

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

chess is improved by picking two pieces to be star-crossed lovers who cannot bring themselves to kill the other

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[fuks]

[morvay]

[slowheart]

keep liking my posts and we’re gonna end up like this

[nicolezaridze]

i’m always like “i can’t wait to feel good and confident and grow into the best, healthiest version of me!!!!!” while doing horrible acts of self sabotage like girl it doesn’t work like that u are pressing the gas and break at the same time stop it

[3000s]

they call it saw because you SAW the movie

[starvy]

born to hold hands forced to do the dishes

[cosmicrew]

Jupiter's Moon IO: Jupiter's fifth moon, Io, is the most volcanically active body in the solar system. Io's surface temperature averages about minus 202 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 130 Celsius), resulting in the formation of sulfur dioxide snowfields. But Io's volcanoes can reach 3,000 F (1,649 C). Io is often referred to as a celestial body of fire and ice. (source)

[vnusplanetoflove]

ikea is honestly so sick and twisted for making those tiny fake apartments. like. ok. maybe I will walk around and daydream. fuck u.

[frottinq]

Americans will hear about a country for the first time and then take a stance on its internal politics in the same day

[oniongarlic]

🧅🧄

[objetocotidiano]

joint slay