baklava eater

what the fuck do you mean "must be at least this tall to ride"? i love neck deep more than i love myself

[catcrumb]

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[awwww-cute]

[everythingfox]

“My cat got a cold and the vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I think he’s enjoying his spa time.”

(Source)

[bogleech]

[omgtsn]

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

[redheartgrenade]

its just played backwards

[xeppeli]

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

[websitevisitor]

[heavensghost]

lucky 2 b alive

[roboco-san]

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

[roboco-san]

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

[roboco-san]

god I wish that were me: a compilation

[milf-adjacent]

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive

to poison

[icicledream-archive]

[cottoneyenoh]

Visit Original Link

glados poisons you asmr

(glados voice made with 15.ai)

[hobbiton]

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

i cant wait to go on T so that i can go from looking like a fat little german boy to looking like a slightly hairier fat little german boy

[beautifulminduglythings-moved]

[ballwizard]

crazy how that stuff works

[fulgurbugs]

[fulgurbugs]

Spaghetti is a dratini btw

[felderwin]

the phrase “i love men’s tits” lives in my head rent free unfortunately im a lesbian who is largely neutral about men’s tits so i rarely have cause to say it. i’m saying this hoping to inspire those of you who do love men’s tits to express that love

[felderwin]

see this is exactly the type of energy I’m looking for here

[ringneckedpheasant]

[dreadcharged-deactivated2022100]

GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST

gir;

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