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[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

[hotgirlmeg]

[thats-so-2000s]

Jamie Lynn shouting “well then move the fuck out” in a random woman’s face after hearing her yell no one wants Britney in the neighborhood. that was a classic

[haussmannn]

Zoey snapped

[donnamissal]

[unwakeable]

via weheartit

[ruinedchildhood]

[liveschlong]

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[antique-scarecrow]

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[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[queen-ghold]

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[twilightly-blog]

Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

[donnasweettttttttt]

this DIALOGUE!!!!!!!!

[tehsleebers]

You can see how much the actors hate themselves.

[shencomix]

[witchoncampus]

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[hamtastrophe]

[arachnide]

[dangerly]