Carpe Noctem

MCMXCVI

[salt4life-deactivated20151230]

[beyoncediario]

[vaines]

18+

[asvpxvlad]

[l-valencia]

[livinginthebarrio]

[certasluas]

[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

[niveye]

[dopeandwater-blog]

[thequeenbey]

[lookathernow]

[prettiesst]

chill becky died because of weed its not cool to make fun of the deceased

[docernie]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[birffed]

*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?”

[birffed]

*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”

[fadingnebula]

it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong

[birffed]

*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*

[sincerelyforever1]

Belvedere

[electratart]

rude

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet:(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you