Marta

Welcome to the jungle

[area51-official]

me: have you ever heard the sound of someone breaking down uncontrollably

friend: no

me: 

[romanhollliday]

[phresious]

IG: iliridakrasniqi

[thebootydiaries]

me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste

mom: finish the one you have sweetie

me: it's empty

mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

[mossfeed]

[artgoth]

[refleksifdusunce-deactivated201]

[erinkimart]

Hi, my cat is really annoying in the morning.

How can I stop my cat from jumping onto my belly from the IKEA shelf?

[bonshiver]

[notbad-as]

Twinkle n glisten

[thebootydiaries]

You: Burger King

Me, an intellectual: Monarch of Hamburg

[lunepride]

[vainaja]

[craigslits]

[slimetony]

[madam-puccino]

Lietuva. 1991-ųjų Sausio 13-oji: ,,Laisvės troškimo tankais nesutraiškysi” Lithuania. 13th of January, 1991: “You will not crush the longing for freedom with your tanks”

[synqra]

[genterie]

@quizas_mari