Modern au where Sawney and Bean are Hange’s dogs and they are most delightfully ugly creatures you’ve ever seen in your life.
They're pugs aren't they?
trying on a metaphor
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Modern au where Sawney and Bean are Hange’s dogs and they are most delightfully ugly creatures you’ve ever seen in your life.
They're pugs aren't they?
Modern AU (they just arrived from 845)
Hange: "oh my god, what’s that?"
points at a helicopter
Levi: "a huge housefly"
Me: "Its actually a huge dragonfly, but good guess." 🥰😏
I have this silly little thought, that Levi's internal thoughts are far more dramatic/expressive than his external ones.
Like he wants so badly to flirt with you, compliment you, say SOMETHING nice, and yet his overtly blunt and crude nature takes over. Because that's just him.
He wants to tell you how much you mean to him. How desperately he needs you in his life, how much he genuinely admires you! But that inhibiting fear of loss creates the worst filter ever.
Examples:
Levi: You don't look as shitty as usual.
You: Oh..understood, Captain.
Levi (internally): YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! YOU CALL THAT A COMPLIMENT??
Levi (internally): It's fucking simple. Tell them you care. Tell them to stay safe, that you'll look out for them. SOMETHING.
Levi: Don't be a dumbass and die.
Levi (internally): WAY TO GO, SHIT FOR BRAINS.
You: I care deeply for you, Captain. I don't expect the same severity of feelings on your end, I understand the parameters and boundaries set. Just know, I'll follow you wherever you lead us.
Levi (internally): Just this once, let someone in. I'm begging you, tell them you love them. You don't know if this is going to be your last chance, God damn it Levi..
Levi: ... Just focus on staying alive. You deserve to see the end of this.
Levi (internally): I'm going to throw myself off a fucking MOUNTAIN-
Me when a random inconvenience happens.
Y/N: crying her eyes out “I’ll never love anyone the way I loved him… I’m going to die alone.”
Levi: awkwardly trying to comfort her “You know, in the Underground we say… love is just around the corner.”
Y/N: sniffles “That’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard.”
—Later, Levi talking to Hange in the hallway—
Levi: “I couldn’t bring myself to tell her the reason we say that… is because the corners are literally full of prostitutes.”
Levi sleeping is so rare
Holy shit
how it feels to be online these days
Levi and Hange going on adventures in the margins of my bio notes.
They have full on discussions in those one inch columns.
There are many amazing authors and artists taking place in the Aot Gotcha for Gaza. As long as it's AoT, any ship is accepted, be it romantic/sexual, or entirely platonic.
There are Ereri/Rivaere/Rivaereri, Eruri, Mobuhan, Eremika, Vet Trio, solo character creators, and so much more.
As long as you donate 5$ for sfw and 8$ for nsfw, you can send a prompt for any ship you're into, romantic/sexual or otherwise and I'm sure there will be an artist/writer for it.
If you're able and interested in AoT, no matter the ship, remember to donate. It's for a good cause.
Here's the Carrd for more info: aotaction.carrd.co
*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
maybe we should just live here together
Red 🩸
nobody’s gonna know
In the heat of battle, photographer Horace Bristol captured one of the most unique and erotic photos of WWII.
Bristol photographed a young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission, manning his gun after having stripped naked and jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot. The Marine was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul.
“…we got a call to pick up an airman who was down in the Bay. The Japanese were shooting at him from the island, and when they saw us they started shooting at us. The man who was shot down was temporarily blinded, so one of our crew stripped off his clothes and jumped in to bring him aboard. He couldn’t have swum very well wearing his boots and clothes. As soon as we could, we took off. We weren’t waiting around for anybody to put on formal clothes. We were being shot at and wanted to get the hell out of there. The naked man got back into his position at his gun in the blister of the plane.”
“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”
That is the BEST EVER quote about the nature of historians I’ve ever seen
“And well, there was his butt, and I had a camera. I mean I AM a historian.”
I’m…fine.
Art by Anato Finnstark.