got hit with the marciefication beam

26 - she/they - US Central Time

[appleofmyshampoo]

water absorb -🐱💙

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[cottoncandylesbo]

getting fucked fixed my stomachache?

[holyelbow]

You dont have to brag about not having a stomachache to us. Quite rude tbh

[cottoncandylesbo]

my fault

[comegetyoursister]

BOYS. DONT. KNOW. THIS.

[targetedknowledge]

[thememedaddy]

[jtrocks9]

So i played Undertale.

The demo at least. Was fun, until I saw how the community was similar to homosuck. Immediately uninstalled.

[teathattast]

[longseasons]

mutuals we've known each other for so long and I'm ready to meet your parents.

[infertilityidol]

woahhhh a floor beef clover it must be my yucky day

[markovchaingang]

just letting you know OP is a disgusting freak with a happiness fetish and they only made this because they enjoyed it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[bad-4chan-literature]

[kasai-yagi]

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

[snakegirllovehandles]

The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

[gayestgen]

[silviadragoness]

The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

[sexhaver]

anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

[sexhaver]

[the-hittite]

Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

[legalizememes]

one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

[nyanletnest]

x

[littleguysdaily]

[littlemissminu]

hello. you will not stop me