got hit with the marciefication beam

26 - she/they - US Central Time

[cannibalchicken]

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[thememedaddy]

[that-house]

[2mo3cm-man]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[squeakitties]

my dick is 1 atom wide but an unknowable amount of lightyears long. monofilament dick gang. i roll over in bed and slice the milky way in half

[badassdemonsword]

tweet i saw in a dream i just woke up from

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

[sforzzz]

FURRIES: what is your fursona, to you? (Read notes under poll before voting)

Simply myself, but as an anthropomorphic animal, otherwise 1-to-1

And idealized version of myself, but as an anthropomorphic animal

A character written, someone I would like to be (physically)

A character written, someone I would like to be (personality wise)

A "true," uninhibited version of myself even if our behaviors aren't alike IRL

I have multiple, because they are each different parts of me

Functionally, a mascot to draw and/or dress as, I needed to have *something*

A character to have fun with while playing pretend, like a cute outfit

Someone who has no resemblance to me at all, kind of just my *main* character

Their own character with their own story, but I speak through them at times

A character/visual design I liked too much, it naturally became my avatar

I don't have one.

Remaining time: 6 days 8 hours

NOTES: I'm well aware that a lot of these can overlap and there's no succinct way to put it, really. Please, just choose the option that best reflects your reasoning CURRENTLY.

And please, elaborate (but do not argue) in the replies!

[sforzzz]

@were--ralph reblog to help me get data please

[were--ralph]

I got u

[necromancelena]

mmaybe if i clean my room by breasts will grow

[kosmogrl]

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

627.5 and 306.7663

dikes and dykes

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

364.154

kidnapping

[heyniceworkasshole]

[mothtowers]

steven universe fans sucked but none of yall get it. we were suffering, im so sorry we lashed out. it was the sigh of the opressed

[mothtowers]

they made us wait 5 months for an episode about how a character called mr smiley had a friend named mr frowny