nice bird, asshole

my name is lucy! I'm from tasmaniaI like sailing, video games, sport, books, anime and movies I mostly like most things and I never shut up about any of it ☆☆☆☆

[do9]

[mattsmartin]

modern poetry.

[depsidase]

[neutraldankhotel]

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

what?

[neutraldankhotel]

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

hope youre okay

[youplayedmeout]

GUUUUUYS, GUUUUUUUUUUYS

[heythatsmyleg]

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[milkmaidmilf]

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

[sickfuture]

[bodyglitter]

cobra starship and leighton meester invented pop music with good girls go bad

[isoldprincess]

[wifihunters]

at least it looks nice zoomed in

[triforce-princess]

[twitterlols]

me

[fozzie]

we are not running a naruto themed bed & breakfast

[shinysylveon-deactivated2015080]

the shippud inn

[it-a]

y'all cant do me like this

[reesl]

hey. it me. ready 2 shove some olympic rings up my ass citius altius fortius, binch

[reesl]

me: oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit

you: remember! you. are. valid.

me: what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up

you: you're valid and I love you