Edward Newgate aka Whitebeard
Absolutely terrifying in battle
Claims not to spoil his kids but secretly does
1st Commander: Marco the Phoenix
internally somehow stresses over nothing constantly
chanting under his breath as he sorts out preventable bullshit #23 of this week: “i love all my siblings equally, i love all my siblings equally, i lov”
Can and Will Kill you in an instant if you hurt his family
2nd Commander: Portgas D. Ace
semi-responsible rowdy boy
*walks into a mannequin* “i’m terribly sorry”
sunshine smile and youthful freckles to hide Angst and Depression
a vaguely functional Bi who is a bit Dumb at times
3rd Commander: Diamond Jozu
likes to play with Kotatsu by making him chase light reflections from his diamonds
regularly plays chess with Marco
it’s all fun and good until someone starts crying
“i have never done anything wrong ever in my entire life”
vaguely terrifying when truly enraged
5th Commander: Flower Vista
always smells pleasantly like flowers
owns a whole cabinet of top hats bc he loses them so frequently
will offer you a tissue and then proceeds to pull out a never-ending string of colourful handkerchiefs out of his sleeve
tends to a small garden of flowers
someone once accidentally stepped on his prized rosebush and he nearly burst into tears
stashes everyone’s hidden snacks in his pockets in exchange for a portion of said snack
equal amounts respected as feared amongst the crew
all the stories of his life experiences sound like a bad acid trip
but then again it’s Blamenco so it’s better to not question it
feeds his weapon table scraps
will write “I Told You So” on your tombstone
“what do you mean Ace is overboard again??”
loves the ocean but always worries how deadly it can be to his family
Sarcastic to the point he accidentally sassed himself
probably speaks with an irish accent
“STOP BLOWING HOLES INTO MY SHIP!”
low-key worried about everyone smaller than him
“have you ever fired a cannon?” - “no?” - “wELL WOULD YOU LIKE TO”
Public Enemy Nr.1 in the eyes of the shipwrights
always a notebook in hand in case he gets new ideas for inventions
known to barricade himself in his workshop only to emerge three days later to eat one slice of toast and then promptly passing out at the table
cuts his own hair and Izo weeps silently
doesn’t like it when friends fight
*punches a guy straight into next sunday* “remember kids, violence is never the answer”
probably swipes at everyone’s ankles
regularly teams up with Thatch and Ace for pranks
surprisingly noble and prince-ly attitude
will fight you to the Death for the last cookie
only communicates in grunts
befriends so many birds bc he keeps feeding them
apologises profusely whenever he accidentally squishes something
14th Commander: Speed Jiru
never speaks in contractions
teaches his comrades who weren’t able to have an education
meticulously polishes his weapons
“maybe tis because thee art a, how doest Ace sayeth, a Major Bitch”
“i’ve got your four basic food groups – beans, bacon, whiskey and lard!”
when asked about his scar he always tells a different story
always smells like smoke and metal
once when he was taking a nap, someone jokingly put a cigar in his mouth and to everyones horror he ate it
has many talents, crew suspects he is an Omniscient Being
wanna get your ass beat swiftly? mess with his makeup or fabrics
Absolute Nightmare When Angery
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