Art

the name's Art, but you can call me whatever you'd like any pronouns

[sugar-petals]

zendaya is hollywood personified: the return of the god-like movie star. we will still talk about her decades from now because honest to god? no one has a more impressive run. queen was swinging from the ceiling right into zac efron’s shook ass face, had bruno mars serenading her pathetically, was kissed by hunter schafer and jacob elordi, bisexualized two tennis players, married the actual spider man, became mugler’s muse, bagged a pattinson wedding movie, became nolan’s athena herself, and had enough game to start cracking lisan al gaib all across the whole damn desert. this is generational range. 

[patrickzweigsdefender]

Watching incels online say Marty Supreme and timothee chalamet deserved NOTHING at the Oscars and he’s UNTALENTED and STUPID and also UGLY!!!!! Omg dude

[iamred-iamyellow]

timothee chalamet dunking on ballet and opera for being “irrelevant” as if his literal own mother wasn’t a professional dancer for one of the biggest ballet companies ever... as a ballet dancer myself who’s been in the industry for over a decade we ARE a dying art form not because we’re “irrelevant” but because struggling artists exist everywhere. the studios are poor and theatre is at just as much of a risk. writers and painters and actors and dancers and singers and any other kind of artists need to have each others backs in a world where human connection is dying and ai slop is being pushed by big corps. this is your reminder to GO to the opera and GO to the ballet and take a trip to the theatre to watch a movie and give thanks to your fanfic writers and pay an artist for a commission because humans were born to create art and that is always valuable

[saintsqueensbutchers]

I love Timothee Chalamet, I hope he never gets twink death

[i-am-a-fish]

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!!! 🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🎉🎉🎉

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

what's your opinion on water?

[i-am-a-fish]

I FUCKING LOVE WATER

[jardya]

[manykinsmen]

god i miss having kmag on the grid. the righteous fury of that man. the commitment. the ability to say this is fucking stupid.

[marconspectrum]

lightning mcqueen is the bella swan of cars

[aimseytv]

sorry dude i can’t hang out today. i saw someone online misinterpret my favourite piece of media. yeah i have to lay on the floor. yeah it’ll be all day.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

the FIA hates to see a driver with great skills, big opinions and a fat ass coming

[wisteriagoesvroom]

@fia-official any comments 🎤

[fia-official]

yes and plush soft lips and a big mouth that wont stop saying swear words and beautifully jiggling fat naturals. we do not want to see a driver like that coming ever and we do not imagine it or fantasize about it at all we do not want to see them come

[staregrace]

a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

[alwaystightrope]

i love that silly little ant sm

[deswhomst]

Regulus: Dorcas. Potter finally looked at me

Dorcas: Omg?? When??

Regulus: Yesterday in the Great Hall

Dorcas:

Dorcas: … at the sucide awareness seminar?

[m1-lo-deactivated20250929]

Peter , who fixes James' glasses whenever they go askew, from one of his stupid decisions.

Peter, who makes Remus hot chocolate whenever he is studying too late.

Peter, who helps Sirius alter his clothes to fit his style, having learned how from his mother.

[madampringle]

Today’s Thunderbolts headcanon is that John is scarily good at Geoguesser and is just like “Oh, that dust looks Peruvian” and it’s a blurry image of just dust in the sky and he gets it correct.

Do I love the concept of socially defunct John but academically and tactically brilliant John? Yes. I adore it. Ask him to go to a gala or sit for an interview and he’s sweating buckets and stumbling his words. But ask him to describe geography or how to fix a broken machine, or how to solve a math equation, and his yapping ass will come through.

Sometimes I read fics where he’s made waaaaay too dumb and I kind of have to mourn because there are so many instances where he’s very academically intelligent, recalls important information, he could locate an edible plant in the dark and cut it expertly for Ava and Yelena to eat, he can tell how high up those helicopters are, he clearly is very spatially intelligent. I think it’s just his social skills that are all over the place. It makes him seem incompetent when he’s generally not.

But yeah, Geoguesser King John Walker making the Thunderbolts rage when they all play Geoguesser against eachother and he guesses it right in 6 seconds and is 2 square feet away from the place each guess

[alwaystightrope]

[lil-shiro]

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" i asked yuki tsunoda but he hasn’t responded because his phone is in lake como