The Land of Stumps and Dismay

Some idiot cosplayer named MadDog. She/they. Likes anime, movies, video games, music, and comics. A little too good at quoting. Slightly obsessed with Oingo Boingo. Can play the trombone. Bad at doing sidebars.

[gregtom]

[egberts]

my mom finally bought a toaster

[egberts]

why did this get notes

[hungry-hobbits]

we’re happy for you

[egberts]

its just a toaster

[egberts]

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

[egberts]

[ilistentogirlinred]

@egberts how’s the toaster?

[egberts]

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[mothgirlballs]

A relic…

*touches ground*

I haven’t seen you in years,,,

[theygender]

[fadeintocase]

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

happy birthday to a decade-old meme.

[greystripe]

happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef

[shayberri789]

Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

[best-friend-of-worms]

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

[carmen-berzattos]

Not to be controversial, but everytime I see Millie Bobby Brown, a 15 year old, dressed in a style that makes her look +25, that's meant for +25 year old, a little piece of me dies.

[nottwilightbella]

They look the same age.

They are not. That's a child styled and painted so to appeal to adult male gaze.

[stpauligirl]

I wish that Millie had whoever was styling Kiernan Shipka during the Mad Men years. She always looked great.

[talkingperfectly-loud]

Also I’d like to add that (since she’s being compared to her) this is what Natalie Portman was wearing to events at 15:

[weekendboy-deactivated20221110]

[iraprince]

sup archivist

commission for @transchilchacks!

[persephonewithpickles]

S/O to the local news intern who forgot to log out of the official twitter

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag

[alejandr-oh]

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

[mauvemyheart-deactivated2021011]

What your favourite TMA ship says about you

Jon/Martin - your ideal relationship dynamic is mutual pining where they are both unaware that it’s mutual and you just want to tear your hair out

Jon/Tim - your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd/jock

Jon/Sasha - your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd/nerd

Tim/Sasha - your coping mechanism of choice is denial

Tim/Martin - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of hating your boss

Jon/Elias - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cults

Daisy/Basira - your ideal relationship dynamic is being partners, be it cops, in dating and/or in crimes

Melanie/Georgie - your ideal relationship dynamic is stepping away from all the crazy shit and looking after one-another and your cat

Jon/Georgie - your ideal date would be staying in with your cat

Gertrude/Mary - your ideal relationship dynamic is evil power couple

Gerry/Michael - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being fucked over by your boss

Jon/Gerry - your ideal date would be info-dumping about your interests

Jon/Michael - you like Jon/Martin, but it could do with a little more monsterfuckery

Sasha/Michael - your ideal relationship dynamic is the protagonist of a story and their non-human companion

Martin/Michael - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dangerously similar characterisations of characters bound to end in tragedy because of cruel circumstances outside their own control

Jon/Helen - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling

Melanie/Helen - you want a monster gf and, really, who wouldn’t?

Jude/Agnes - you got hot (ha get it?) during Jude’s statement

Gertrude/Agnes - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being tethered together by unseen forces

Gerry/Agnes - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being fucked over by your family

Jane/Nikola - what’s better than one monster girl? two monster girls

Mike Crew/Oliver - your ideal relationship dynamic is being way cooler than everyone else

Breekon/Hope - your ideal relationship dynamic is being together for centuries

Elias/Peter - it started out as a harmless joke, but now you’re reading 100k angsty fics at 3 am

Peter/Mikaele - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the sea

Peter/Martin - you’re feral

[zombiepatch]

somft….somft hours….

[metamorphicrocky]

first off this video is hilarious, and second: it's canon now that the Mandalorian would listen to Africa by Toto

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

I think there was something sort of profoundly beautiful about the Wii.

I don’t know why, but especially with the built-in channels there was something about the presentation and the music that really feels so much different from any other console. I think it’s because it’s the first console that tried to be something a little more than just a gaming device, and the ephemeral feeling that came with trying to blaze a trail while still maintaining an air of “we know exactly what we’re doing and are fully confident in these ideas”.

Looking back on it is like a fully realized glimpse into a reality congruent but slightly skewed to our own. The place on our respective timelines was right after the intersection where the two lines fully separated from each other, but only barely.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this reply made me feel something.

[shimanamii]

episode 14 (”boys of the black rose”) + cinematography

[strongermonster]

i need to say something that maybe not everyone here will understand but: 9pm is the shortest hour