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Marvel fans: Give us the trailer!
Marvel: *Gives us trailer*
Marvel fans, seeing the trauma with Their Own Two Eyes:
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The fight isn’t over!
We have a ways to go. Nobody said this was going to be easy. We have a long way until the convention, and there’s still a good chance we can win. If we continue to work together, we can and will win this!
Trainer Tips:
For all the trainers playing Pokemon Gen1 for the first time!
Special Atk. and Special Def. are bundled up into a single stat, so keep that in mind when deciding what Pokemon to use!
There’s no breeding in these games, but there’s also no Effort Values, Natures, IVs, Abilities, or even gendered pokemon. So it’s not a big deal.
Critical hits and One Hit-KO moves are based on a pokemon’s speed here! The faster the user the more likely they are to land!
Psychic Types are broken as heck, Ghost moves are ineffective here, so get yourself a Starmie, Jynx, Hypno, or Alakazam (especially the latter two since they’re pure-psychic) if you’re having trouble!
FOCUS ENERGY AND DIRE HIT DON’T WORK, they’re bugged and decrease your Crit. ratio instead of boosting it so avoid these moves like the plague!
You can trick an NPC’s pokemon with non-damaging psychic moves (agility, amnesia) to spam their moves if you use a poison type!
If you chose Charmander and are having a tough time against Brock, take advantage of his Onix’s Bide to decrease its stats (Sand-attack, Growl, Leer/Tail-whip). It unleashes nothing because you didn’t damage it and you can now chip away at it when it tries to use Screech or Tackle and spam the non-damaging moves when it’s using Bide.
If you’re experienced in Gen1, feel free to add stuff to this list to give a little hand to the new kids haha (or let them suffer, I guess… your choice XD)
8.The fast way to beat brock is to either train a butterfree up to know confusion or grab a mankey. Nindoran’s also work but need to be trained higher. Thrash is super broken on Nidoking remember so if you are going this route its done.
9. Go ahead and by that magicarp. Its worth training no matter how hard it is to train.
10. Misty is easy to beat if you catch an oddish or bellsprout. Watch out for peck from goldeen.
11. Dont forget there is a mew glitch that you have to do before you go take on Misty.
12.Caching a dugtrio makes it easy to beat Lt. Surge
13. When the guard says gee I’m thirsty, get him a drink from the large apartment building in Celadon. Make sure to go around to the back entrance eevee lovers.
14.Before going past your rival on the SS Anne make sure you have explored everywhere else. once you help the captain, the ship is gone.
Like @lady-love23 said, butterfree is pretty boss against Brock, if you didn’t choose squirtle as your starter. However, a level 16+ charmeleon can muscle through Brock’s ‘rock hard’ defense. Ivysaur may not get the edge that charmeleon has, but I haven’t played with bulbasaur as my starter in a long time, and that was only a couple of times.
Do not trust the Pokemon Origins anime if you are playing red and blue. I screamed at the screen when nidoran♂ double kicked Brock’s onyx and won. In red and blue, nidoran♂ does not learn double kick until level 43, and that’s only if you don’t let him evolve. However, in yellow, nidoran♂ can learn double kick at level 12. Either way, you can get a nidoran♂ in red and yellow on the very beginning of route 22, taking a hard left out of Viridian City, and jumping in the first patch of grass you see there. If you go much further, you’ll run into your rival, because the dumby tried to go to the elite four without any badges and will be itching for a fight. If you’re playing blue, you’ll get a nidoran♀ instead. Also, in yellow, you can find nidoran♂ on route 2, north of Viridian City, right before the forest.
If you’re planning on using any glitches when you play the game, try to wait until you’ve played through legitimately at least once. However, if you’re still persistent about using glitches, bare in mind that some require you to hold off on battling certain trainers because interacting with them help trigger the glitch (such as the one that allows you to catch mew without a gameshark).
Try not to live up to the expectations of the newer games. Red, blue, and yellow are a lot more laid back than the newer gens, and you can beat them with minimal training. Training helps keep you on your toes though, and prepares you for what’s next, so don’t slack, for sure. You just don’t have to grind nearly as hard if you use the right pokemon elements. R,B&Y are all very much ‘rock, paper, scissors’ games- which is not to say the newer gens ‘over complicate’ the system, just that the first gen games are pretty straight forward.
Save often, heal up at every town both when you get there and before you leave, and stock up on repels before caves. Zubats have a reputation for a reason! Leach life sucks, literally and metaphorically! XD
When your Pokemon is frozen, the only way to thaw out is if your opponent uses a fire type move or haze.
Waking up from the Sleep status counts as a turn.
Wrap, Bind, Fire Spin will keep you immobolized until it's over.
Hyper Beam doesn't need to recharge if your opponent faints on the same turn.
“It’s been a long week,” I say in the middle of the day on Monday.
2016 election
News anchor: The new president has been elected.
The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*
News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
stranger: what kind of music do you listen to??
me: [sweats nervously while listening to ring ding dong]
this is what y’all look like when you buy from shopinuinu
I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
THAT’S MY FJUCKING AP BIO TEACHER IM SCREAMING!!!!!
Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like
I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
Fuck this site
“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
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