Just One Yesterday

Marcus Loten, 24, Hellhound (@HelloMarcus) I’m a grown man-slash- creature from hell who wears footie pajamas with pride and knows every word to every high school musical song.

[ibethstewart-deactivated2020062]

Hm. How’ve you been, Marcus? 

[marcusloten-blog]

I've been doing better recently. Things are looking alright. 

[celestialshaay-blog-blog]

Good, we have a lot to talk about.

[marcusloten-blog]

We do. Where to begin? 

[fckkenny]

Is it the same as halloween time of the year?

[marcusloten-blog]

Yes, it is! The bestest time of year! After christmas, of course. 

[of-the-cross]

Why?

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Because Disney is love, Disney is life. 

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@cecy.cross: No. I have a sense of humour.

@hellomarcus: lies.

[celestialshaay-blog-blog]

Well maybe we can go get it some time.

[marcusloten-blog]

Yes, yes I like this plan. 

[queenxxevelyn-blog]

It’s in my job description.

[marcusloten-blog]

Dude I want your job.

[ibethstewart-deactivated2020062]

Oh, gotcha. I’ll remember that. You should probably find someone more reliable to spill your secrets to. 

[marcusloten-blog]

Good, good. I'll make a note of that. 

[wtftroye-blog]

What kind of hellhound are you?! —kidding. I missed you, Marcus!

[marcusloten-blog]

The coolest one ever, that kind. I missed you too, Troye! 

[of-the-cross]

No, I’ve seen Disney movies. Just not in a long while.

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Okay good, I almost had a heart attack. 

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@cecy.cross: That's not funny.

@hellomarcus: u r mean

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@hellomarcus: what did one donut say to the other donut?

@hellomarcus: you tell me, because I donut know

@hellomarcus: i'm so funny

@hellomarcus: love me

[ethanpls-blog]

Some lady I met said I had a stupid name. Is it really that stupid?

[marcusloten-blog]

Well, what's your name? 

[greyson-hunt-blog]

That was a horrible joke and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Because you love me and I’m going to need someone to bring me things with Nate gone. 

[marcusloten-blog]

Maybe I should be, but I'm not. I'm the king of horrible jokes. But I need someone to bring me things. Who else am I going to bully into buying me donuts? It's such an issue. 

[ibethstewart-deactivated2020062]

Haven’t had the pleasure just yet. I’ve heard about it though, and as far as I remember, you were pretty much a Red Bull junkie back in Cape Town. Nate might’ve mentioned it too, once or twice. I hear you’re possessive. 

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I am the red bull junkie. Gosh darnit sharknate-o, going and spilling all of my secrets. 

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No.

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Evie, why do you have to be such a debbie downer?

[celestialshaay-blog-blog]

Shut up, I’m just too afraid to try something else.

[marcusloten-blog]

Too afraid to try a pumpkin spice latte? Well that's just plain unfortunate.