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troye darrow pythonidae | 24 | demigod “have courage and be kind. where there is kindness there is goodness, and where there is goodness there is magic."

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@runandchase: @troyestory BUT I DON'T EITHER

@troyestory: @runandchase OK BUT IVE GOT 2 MOUTHS TO FEED

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@troyestory: shout out to @wYEET for taking me out for my first drink since bein pregs :))

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@runandchase: i should start a kickstarter or something

@runandchase: FUND CHASE'S BAKERY ALL BACKERS GET FREE COOKIES

@troyestory: @runandchase i dont have any mooooney

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@oliverncompany: @troyestory ok MAYBE at that moment but now she's cute troye ok

@troyestory: @oliverncompany i didnt say she wasnt cute shes a cute alien

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@oliverncompany: @troyestory ur totally maD

@troyestory: @oliverncompany U CANT TELL ME THAT WHEN SHE POPPED OUT U DIDNT THINK SHE WAS AN ALIEN

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@oliverncompany: @troyestory don't be mad she looks more like mE

@troyestory: @oliverncompany im not mad she just looks like an alIEN

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@troyestory: leslie looks like a fucking alien

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@danfrancisco: when u kind of just pass out on ur friend's floor and they don't even bother to wake u up anymore thanks @oliverncompany

@troyestory: @danfrancisco at least our floor is nice tho

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@airiiick: @troyestory :/

@airiiick: @troyestory oliver loves me more and now i know why

@airiiick: @troyestory BC YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

@troyestory: @airiiick :)

@troyestory: @airiiick nahhh im carrying his child

@troyestory: @airiiick he loves me more

@troyestory: @airiiick right @oliverncompany ?

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@airiiick: @troyestory would u rather my anus be hairy

@airiiick: @troyestory i hate that i introduced her to you

@troyestory: @airiiick no bc a bald anus leads to rashes and thats exactly what u deserve

@troyestory: @airiiick it was inevitable, im just too great

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@airiiick: @troyestory shut up u soggy burrito

@airiiick: @troyestory you've poisoned her with ur barbaric thoughts

@troyestory: @airiiick fight me u bald anus

@troyestory: @airiiick ive only shown her the TRUTH

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@airiiick: my girlfriend left me for captain america

@airiiick: actually she threatened to leave me but i still feel betrayed

@troyestory: @airiiick syd is my favorite

@troyestory: @airiiick ive raised her well

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@baeson: damn son

@baeson: sucks

@troyestory: @baeson ik im crying

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@troyestory: i just realized im 24, married and pregnant

@troyestory: why do i hate myself

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ollliverrr:

You only want to name her Christina because of Chris Evans. We’re not going to do that, I’m sorry. 

But that’s such a better name than fucking Zelda, c’mon. If you wanted to name your child that, you should’ve married Cora!

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ollliverrr:

Zelda is not complicated at all.

–yeah, no. Christina is not happening.

Zelda Darrow Pythonidae? I think not.

Christina Darrow Pythonidae? I think yes.

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ollliverrr:

Okay, now that’s a little bit dramatic. It’s not a horrible name.

It’s not something I’m going to be naming my daughter! Her last name is already complicated enough. How about something more simpler? Like... Christina.