@runandchase: @troyestory BUT I DON'T EITHER
@troyestory: @runandchase OK BUT IVE GOT 2 MOUTHS TO FEED
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@runandchase: @troyestory BUT I DON'T EITHER
@troyestory: @runandchase OK BUT IVE GOT 2 MOUTHS TO FEED
@troyestory: shout out to @wYEET for taking me out for my first drink since bein pregs :))
@runandchase: i should start a kickstarter or something
@runandchase: FUND CHASE'S BAKERY ALL BACKERS GET FREE COOKIES
@troyestory: @runandchase i dont have any mooooney
@oliverncompany: @troyestory ok MAYBE at that moment but now she's cute troye ok
@troyestory: @oliverncompany i didnt say she wasnt cute shes a cute alien
@oliverncompany: @troyestory ur totally maD
@troyestory: @oliverncompany U CANT TELL ME THAT WHEN SHE POPPED OUT U DIDNT THINK SHE WAS AN ALIEN
@oliverncompany: @troyestory don't be mad she looks more like mE
@troyestory: @oliverncompany im not mad she just looks like an alIEN
@troyestory: leslie looks like a fucking alien
@danfrancisco: when u kind of just pass out on ur friend's floor and they don't even bother to wake u up anymore thanks @oliverncompany
@troyestory: @danfrancisco at least our floor is nice tho
@airiiick: @troyestory :/
@airiiick: @troyestory oliver loves me more and now i know why
@airiiick: @troyestory BC YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
@troyestory: @airiiick :)
@troyestory: @airiiick nahhh im carrying his child
@troyestory: @airiiick he loves me more
@troyestory: @airiiick right @oliverncompany ?
@airiiick: @troyestory would u rather my anus be hairy
@airiiick: @troyestory i hate that i introduced her to you
@troyestory: @airiiick no bc a bald anus leads to rashes and thats exactly what u deserve
@troyestory: @airiiick it was inevitable, im just too great
@airiiick: @troyestory shut up u soggy burrito
@airiiick: @troyestory you've poisoned her with ur barbaric thoughts
@troyestory: @airiiick fight me u bald anus
@troyestory: @airiiick ive only shown her the TRUTH
@airiiick: my girlfriend left me for captain america
@airiiick: actually she threatened to leave me but i still feel betrayed
@troyestory: @airiiick syd is my favorite
@troyestory: @airiiick ive raised her well
@baeson: damn son
@baeson: sucks
@troyestory: @baeson ik im crying
@troyestory: i just realized im 24, married and pregnant
@troyestory: why do i hate myself
ollliverrr:
You only want to name her Christina because of Chris Evans. We’re not going to do that, I’m sorry.
But that’s such a better name than fucking Zelda, c’mon. If you wanted to name your child that, you should’ve married Cora!
ollliverrr:
Zelda is not complicated at all.
–yeah, no. Christina is not happening.
Zelda Darrow Pythonidae? I think not.
Christina Darrow Pythonidae? I think yes.
ollliverrr:
Okay, now that’s a little bit dramatic. It’s not a horrible name.
It’s not something I’m going to be naming my daughter! Her last name is already complicated enough. How about something more simpler? Like... Christina.