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if you want to know anything about me

you can't

#marduk speak #might make an actual pin later

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

sapropel

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

stone tops have a secret pussy* to eat AND still keep their drawers on

*ear

#marduk speak #stone butch #stone top

fairycosmos

i feel bad as fuck for bugs you look weird and people just step on you

wife fushigi'd my balls call that a sleight of hand job

#marduk speak

dogpuppy

#“this shit aint nothin to me man” etc etc

dogpuppy

cryptotheism

The Zoëtic Grimoire of Zos: The Formulae of Zos vel Thanatos - Austin Osman Spare

nightmareworldnews

dogpuppy

monstermoviedean

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

eroscestlavie

#most important video out there

teioh

if i were a shrimp id be so embarrassed because everyone can see my poop line

reachartwork

"‘mech pilots are horny because they get sweaty and fuck after the fights’ you pedestrian, mech pilots are horny because the neural feedback loop from striking an acquired target w/ +90% accuracy on a full flight of LRMs makes most pilots leak in their seat. It’s not about two pilots, separated by mountains of metal, learning to mutually respect the others skill it’s about how these industrial war machines have direct lines into their nervous systems and an oxytocin & dopamine tap directly linking destruction to pleasure."

-twitter user nyetalia

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