Nightmare World News

There's no news here. Things I post are made by me unless stated otherwise, reblogs excluded. nb

[nightmareworldnews]

Good evening, my name is Cunt Buntly, lead reporter for Nightmare World News. I am going to die of asbestos cigarette

[dogpuppy]

[nyancrimew]

used to be called womandela effect ?? am i the only one who remembers this?

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[frogmoss1]

When his finger comes back smellier

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[nflstreet]

If you aren’t rocking with The Toker then fuck you

[deadpowol]

[badassdemonsword]

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[vee-dmsr]

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[screenshotsofdespair]

[spacehunter-m]

[dogpuppy]

Northernlion

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[angel-in-shibari]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

infinite handcuffs hack

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]