[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

vine being deleted really is the burning of alexandrias library of our time

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[aussieidol-deactivated20150903]

[beachdeath]

[trynsave]

[havocs-archived]

[catgifcentral]

Gorilla tactical rolls and then uses sand attack

[thetrippytrip]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[thecommonchick]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I stared at this for a long while and looked at the notes before I realized he had Photoshopped himself as his own date. Which is a relief because at first I thought he was dating a twin or someone who looked freakishly like him.

[swedneck-blog]

“oh he’s gay alright”

“wait a fucking minute”

[sugarndgahwa-deactivated2016030]

[excima]

what it eat

[donoharm777]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[avant-sad]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[solaceon]

Reblog for Pepsi printer ink

[theweirdwideweb]

[byjove]

[milooomilo]

one sip of that and you die

[12beaches]

[goth-aunt]