if i could escape

margaery charming 🎀 senior, the baby charming, omega tau president, equestrienne extraordinaire, nova fitzherbert's girlfriend and newfound adventurer. have courage and be kind!

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Irene: if anyone has any items they wish to dispose of (THATS NOT LITERAL TRASH) pls let me know so i can see if it would make for a good art project 🥰

Margaery: I have tons of clothes that I was going to donate to charity but I could definitely donate some to art projects instead if you'd like! I see lots of talented people on Tiktok making things out of cloth!

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Text 👊🏼 Margan

Dylan: It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you. She missed ofc but the intention is still so bizarre.

Margaery: I'm so glad she didn't end up hitting you! Violence is never the answer (except for when tiny cute blondes want to threaten somebody with something for dramatic effect) and if she was trying to compliment you, that was such a weird way to go about it! She was probably having a long day, poor thing, and got emotionally confused and exhausted, but still. Please tell me you just walked away after that.

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text 💬 margison

Addison: Objectively, probably? Subjectively, as the person whose heart usually starts beating way harder in a good way every time Hadie is around? Not so much! Wow, you're taking the Florence thing really seriously, though! Isn't your sister really accident prone? I'm surprised you haven't already gotten to nurse her.

Addison: No, I guess that's fair. But he's very crafty, hopefully he'd at least bring us some kind of blanket that's maybe for a horse to wear, maybe for us to have sex on top of?

Margaery: Aww, that's so cute! You two are so adorable 😊 And obvi! Florence Nightingale was an icon, a true girl-boss who became unfairly sexualized by the patriarchy despite the fact that she was probably a lesbian! It's my mission as a fellow girl-boss and lesbian to correct people when they associate her name with a male's fantasy instead of with her actual good deeds, one person at a time! You're welcome for teaching you! And sure she is, but Elle doesn't stay down for long, even if she is injured. She's like the energizer bunny!

Margaery: As long as it's not *both* for a horse to wear and for having sex on, that sounds like a good plan!

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text 💬 margison

Addison: As nice of an offer as that is, please send in Hadie to be my personal nurse instead. You can wait until Nova does something insane and injures herself to live out your Florence Nightingale dreams instead.

Addison: And no!!! I respect the stables just as much as you do, I wouldn't dare! Besides, even if I did, who'd want to do that on like... hay and sawdust, and worstcase scenario stray horse poop?

Margaery: But I'd look so much cuter in a nurse uniform than Hadie would! And also, don't be dirty! Florence Nightingale was a dedicated nurse who never fell in love or married so she could stay focused on her job, my dreams of nursing someone back to health don't have to be romantic or sexual or anything that pertains strictly to couples!

Margaery: I know you do, but for a second I was scared! And I mean this as no insult to Hadie whatsoever, but he doesn't seem like he'd mind doing it on hay and sawdust? He grew up around worse and besides, don't boys like it no matter what else is going on?

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what does royalty think of fireworks?

Unfortunately for her, Royalty does get a bit jumpy, but she’s easily soothed with carrot stars!

honesty hour!

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what are some of the best adventures you've been on?

I’ve had some great adventures with Royalty throughout my lifetime, just afternoons of riding through the Cinderellasburg countryside meeting the lovely people in my kingdom. And of course, dating @novafitzherbert has been the greatest adventure of my life so far.

honesty hour!

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Top five princesses?

All princesses are amazing! I love every single one of you amazing ladies; you all do an amazing job and uplift each other, yourselves, and your kingdoms, and I so heart you all for that. If I had to pick five that are my personal favorites, I guess I’d start by looking at the ones I hang out with the most and go from there.

I have to give the number one spot to my sister, @ellecharming. I know you all thought it’d go to Nova (and don’t worry, she’s on the list), but Elle is the first princess I ever met and she taught me so much about having fun while still being on the job. She brings a smile to the face of everyone around her and Camelot is so beyond lucky to have her.

@novafitzherbert is my girlfriend, my rock, the Super Nova to my Lucky Charm(ing), and she’s absolutely incredible in every way. She’s one of the most unique people I’ve ever met and I feel so beyond blessed that this wild, unstoppable woman has chosen to love me back. Her sisters are really great princesses too, but I think having someone like Nova in their family balances them out greatly and that benefits the family and the kingdom as a whole.

@addisonpendragon is someone that I’ve long respected as healthy competition in horseback riding and a fellow princess. She takes her royal duties seriously and always projects an image of grace and poise and I admire her for it so much. She’s someone who sees the value in both advancing alone while also making friendships and alliances.

I’ve always loved @audreysrose and selfishly hoped she and @chad--charming would end up together just because if I could have another sister, I’d be so lucky if it was her! She’s elegant and optimistic and absolutely lovely in every way, and I hope she knows I think super duper highly of her regardless of who she marries.

Finally, I think @marley-yao is so great! She was in the equestrian club with me and of course, sharing horsies as a passion makes me warm up to just about anybody, but she’s so incredibly kind. She’s working with children and has a gorgeous boyfriend and has such a tight-knit family, and if all of that isn’t goals, I don’t know what is.

honesty hour!

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If you HAD to change anything about Nova, what would it be?

That’s so cute, you say that as if you don’t already know I love absolutely everything about that girl! I wouldn’t change a thing about @novafitzherbert, she’s perfect from the tippy top of her head all the short way down to her toes. Maybe I’d give her whichever super powers she wanted? Nova’s already too powerful for her own good but she deserves to be a literal superhuman because that’s how I see her. Or maybe I’d give her a kingdom of her own! I’d love to see what Novaville would look like. I bet it’d be the happiest, most chaotic, most brilliant place in all the land.

honesty hour!

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What do you plan on doing post grad?

I definitely think I’m going to go into competitive horseback riding for as long as I can after college! I just love my horsie too much to ever hang up the reigns, and I like to think that after so long, I’ve gotten a little talented at it. After that, I hope to be a mom someday and also potentially open an amusement park in Cinderellasburg where any little girl can come and feel like a princess, but those are just ideas!

honesty hour!

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Do you ever think about what it would be like if you were queen?

Oh gosh, not this again! In all seriousness, you have no idea it means to me to receive questions like this; it makes me feel like someone out there thinks I’d make a good queen and that warms my heart so much. However, I’m very much not in line for the throne, and I won’t ever be, and that’s just the truth. My mind has wandered there once or twice, as I mentioned in the last ask, where it’s started prepping just in case @chad--charming and @ellecharming face an incredibly tragic and young end, and I really do hope that just in case they get in a carriage accident and fall off a cliff or something equally as horrific that I could step up to the plate and be a good queen. I’m sure it won’t ever happen but if it does, I have faith in myself for the same reason I have faith in Chad or Elle -- we’re all good people with kind hearts who want the best for our people and will do whatever it takes to secure that.

honesty hour!

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if you could choose to rule over your siblings, would you?

Well...of course I’ve considered if I would be able to lead someday, you know, in case @chad--charming and @ellecharming are both in a horrible accident some day that offed them both in one fell swoop and the kingdom needs me to step up to the plate, and I like to think that I’d have both the skillset and the mindset to handle the job. I love Cinderellasburg and all of its people, and as a leader, I’d make sure they all knew how valued they were. However, the likelihood of the youngest of three taking over the crown someday is slim to none, and so I haven’t entertained the thought super seriously, like, ever. I’m very excited to see Chad rise to the occasion, because I believe in him so strongly and can’t wait until he proves himself and brings our kingdom up as a consequence of it. And of course, Elle is going to be a lovely Queen of Camelot someday. I’m so lucky to have such amazing siblings who are going to use their awesomeness to make regions as good as they can be.

honesty hour!

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text 💬 marmery

Emery: Royal stuff is so complicated! Why can't people just pick who they want to lead! If it was votes I'm sure you'd win big time!!

Emery: Aww thank you 🥺 Yes!! I think so. Oaklynn told me to be super careful who I bring though because I should pick from the heart and not what other people are telling me. But I don't know who to bring!!

Emery: Also you're super smart about stuff I have a question 👀

Margaery: It really, really is! And that's coming from me who's been studying royal stuff her whole life lol. Auradon and its various regions just aren't organized for votes, you know? But that means a lot of you to say, really! I'd hate to take the throne from my brother or sister but I do like to think I'd be a good queen, were it ever possible.

Margaery: You're welcome! And I super mean it, I can imagine you being a bunny mom so easily! Maybe you should bring Oaklynn? She gives good advice and loves animals! Or I'd go with you if you wanted.

Margaery: I'm always available for questions! Shoot!

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text 💬 mane

Jane: NO! That was a typo.

Jane: I don't want a DATE, I want a plate. This plate, specifically, isn't it cute?

Jane: [pretendthisisacuteplate.jpg]

Margaery: That plate is VERY cute! I think you should get it, along with a whole matching set of dishware. You never know when the perfect time for a tea party will arise!

Margaery: And thank goodness that was a typo! Don't get me wrong, I love matchmaking, but I already know who I'd pair you up with and YOU already know who I'd pair you up with and I don't want to force anything to happen with someone who's so important to you.

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text 💬 marmery

Emery: you're such a nice princess! do you ever think of being a queen one day?

Emery: ahhh thank you!! it just makes me realize i really really want to get a bunny so i can love my pet for life. i just keep stalling because I'm so nervous!!! 😩

Margaery: Aww, that's so sweet of you to say and ask, thank you so much, Emery! You made me smile so big just now! But no, not really. As lovely as it would be to be a queen some day and have subjects that I love with all my heart, I know Chad is destined to take charge of our kingdom, and if I marry Nova, she has older sisters as well. But that's fine! I love being a princess too and I don't have to be a queen to love people and treat them correctly.

Margaery: You really really should! You'd be an amazing bunny mom. You're so kind and caring! Don't stall any longer. You've got this! Maybe what you need is company?

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TEXT 💬 TEDAERY

Teddy: Okay, I admit it. I don't get the point of guys and pedicures. Who's gonna see my feet?

Margaery: Don't be silly, Teddy! Pedicures aren't for other people to see. They're something fun and luxurious that's just for you, to make you feel good about yourself. It's kind of like a massage and a polish all in one. And taking pride in your appearance once in a while can be good for you! I promise if you go with me, you'll get an amazing experience. I've had the same nail girl for my whole life and she's phenomenal.

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text 💬 chargaery

Chad: I thought it was just a free subscription for colognes! Do you think I can still keep the cologne without having to stay in the cult? 👀

Margaery: I don't think that's how cults work! They seduce you with things you "can't get anywhere else", but you're better than that, Chad! And we have the resources to order custom colognes and perfumes whenever we want. If I'm being honest, I was always more scared of you STARTING a cult, don't make me worry about you joining you!

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TEXT 🖼 CHARGAERY

Charlie: Yeah pretty much! Your Body Is A Wonderland is like a classic but not even one of the songs that made it so shocking that he said his peen was a White Supremacist! They’re the worst because they’re just so like overly gloomy and weird all the time! Like it’s such CUTE fun art but then when you talk to them it’s like....what talking to the grim reaper must be like!

Charlie: Hot and not dumb is like all I ask 🙏🏽

Charlie: Wait actually himbos and bimbos are in rn, so even that is acceptable in my book!

Margaery: It's SUCH a classic! Imagine a "falling in love" montage to that song, it's so swoon-worthy. I didn't know any of that about John Mayer though, how sad! Why did Taylor Swift ever date him? Hmm, I see! How un-fun.

Margaery: Okay! Wooould you accept adorable and pretty over "hot" necessarily?