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best-of-memes

Not even lion

lucyintheskywithstarofdavids

This is the best post I have seen all day

storybrookewinchesterz

csillans

"I have no regrets about being ‘Doctor Who’. It was the greatest thing that ever happened to me."

Happy Birthday Tom Baker!

just-a-skinny-boy

jenwunhui

Harry Potter as a teen comedy…

themadeye

Seriously, I will reblog everytime. Whoever did this, I have eternal love for you.

andythelemon

THIS IS THE MOST PERFECT THING EVER.

aqueroful

gaysemiotics

Nintendo needs to chill.

postmesmeric-deactivated2020012

I feel like I just watched the Playstation 1 controller grow boobs.

pinkyin-deactivated20150828

LOLL NINTENDO

beige-slip-deactivated20150601

this is lee lin chins actual twitter

batchedarchive-deactivated20150

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

criedwolves

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

ameliacgormley

boob co-ops 2k15

seoulsister

Boom. Parenting done right.

Harry Connick Jr. talking about his daughters dating on Ellen.

bloorazberri-deactivated2026010

The entire overprotective dad trend is unhealthy, gross bullshit anyway.

hoodparadise

I LOVE HARRY CONNICK JR

ah-floral-ble

Idk who this is but I like him 👍

pr1nceshawn

Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.

pleatedjeans

thecutestofthecute

There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.

llamaemilia-deactivated20220201

"Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner

favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

hellyeahchandlerbing

edwardspoonhands

The original character descriptions of Friends

This is actually pretty beautiful…

voltisubito-deactivated20140303

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way...

steven-gerrard

Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

itseasytoremember

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

itseasytoremember

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

itseasytoremember

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

itseasytoremember

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

opocalient

You are the future

sophygurl

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.