Jesus Is Calming

✝️I enjoy brownies, my loving wife and helping cleanse others of their sins✝️ Indie rp blog for Joseph Christiansen Plays both normal and cult leader versions Follows back from Avengerssugardaddy Muse and mun are both 18+

[margaritazoneinhell]

I need a new blog name for when I move over Suckdicksforjesus is good but not very good for Joseph so help a person out here

[margaritazoneinhell]

I promised I would get active as soon as I got this moved to its own blog. Guess what I didn't do!! Whoops. Sorry guys. Busy weekend what with getting ready for family visit that I forgot about until Saturday. Anyways, I don't even have a new blog title yet so give me some ideas plz

[margaritazoneinhell]

So I'm going to be moving everything over to a new blog either tomorrow night or sometime this weekend after my mom and I have a mini vacation together so ye Little to no replies until then, sorry hunnies

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Headcanon: Joseph is a full body blusher

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Two sides of Joseph Christiansen. Whatever you think of him, he’s a good dad, ok.

Also I don’t consider the ‘secret cult ending’ to be canon because come on. That’s just. Dumb. But if YOU do (I dun judge) then his third side would be killing ppl and being a demon. But seriously. A demon? Come on. As if it’s not enough for him to be a closeted homosexual who is afraid to divorce his wife because of what would people think and oh, he is also a youth minister and his father was the “real fire and brimstone type” which is probably where all his problems stem from. But no, let’s reduce him to just being a stupid demon. Rant over.

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PREACH 👏

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Send "You brought this on yourself" for my muse's reaction to being gagged by yours.

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This is the entire game.

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I MISSED THESE WHOOPS

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This is called like, evil grin or some shit I was messing around w the cult sprites n he’s got SO many expressions

[margaritazoneinhell]

I think I may move this over on to a main blog, but idk Might also change the URL cause this was just a place holder until I thought of a new one.

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@cahn-i-help-you

“That has nothing to do with the current situation, Craigory.”

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“ I have no idea what you mean, Josie~ “ he coos in a teasing manner.

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"You know exactly what I mean Craiguire." Equally as teasing.

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@cahn-i-help-you "That has nothing to do with the current situation, Craigory."

[margaritazoneinhell]

Softly but passionately. "Fuck."

[margaritazoneinhell]

Another busy work week so you guys hit me up on here or discord for things

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"Hold this for me, please" (bakery au)

Joseph instinctively stuck out his hand only to feel the other’s hand. He grips it lightly then looks up to Mat. He sets down the cup of coffee he was drinking from. “Did you….need me to actually hold something or is this a joke?” He questioned unsure.

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margaritazoneinhell:

Mat seemed nervous. Which wasn’t abnormal but he thought they had gotten past the freshness of their friendship. Maybe they hadn’t? He glanced to his coffee. “I think I’m okay for the moment, thank you though.” He smiles to him. This thumb stroking the side of Mat’s fingers. He hadn’t even noticed that he was doing said motion just yet.

A shiver made its way all the way up Mat’s spine when he felt Joseph begin to stroke his hand.  This was a terrible, horrible idea,he thought, even as he made no move to extract his hand from the grip.  “R-really?  Wouldn’t want you to get, uh, thirsty, or anything.”

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Joseph grins sweetly at him, his thumb continues to stroke over the side of his hand. "I think I am fine, Mat. How about instead of worrying about me you come here and sit with me." He reached over to the empty seat beside him and pats lightly.

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margaritazoneinhell

Joseph follows even as some other church goers seem upset. Speaking harshly among one another. Joseph smiles to them. “Now now. Don’t be angry.” He assures the people as he look to them. “I’m sure there is a purpose for this. God has a plan after all.”

He walks with the man and sits in the back of the car. He looks up when he spoke again and smiles. He shifts for the officer to assist him as best he can by fulfilling his request. “Might I ask why your search lead you to me? Or am I not allowed in to such information?”

“Thanks, pal,” Dick said, pushing in the seatbelt before he moved round to the front of the car, getting in the drivers seat and starting the ever-so-uncomfortable drive towards the station.

“Of course pal, everything will be disclosed to you, it just has to be on tape so we can note down all the minutes - so it’ll start at the beginning of the interview,” he said, his radio occasionally going off. 

[margaritazoneinhell]

Joseph was silent as he rides in the back of the car. He knows how this goes or at least how it went in the day time tv shows he watched. He would be taken to the interrogation room, he would be taken to a table and questioned.

"Fair enough." He spoke up warmly. He didn't speak another word as they drove. Waiting for his time at the police station to listen to the questions and to throw them back off his trail.

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margaritazoneinhell

The mention of doughnuts makes him grin wide. Trotting over to the end that held home made breakfast treats. “Lets see.” He hums as he looks down at the selection. He made so many sometimes he forgot which were done for today.

“I have cinnamon glaze. Blue berry cake. Oh.” He leans over the counter. “The one at the bottom is my favorite. It has a vanilla filling to it. Very sweet and has an almost cake batter like consistency to it. But I also have glazed and chocolate if you’d rather go more original.”

“Oh my God…” Dick let out as he was listed off the different kinds of doughnut that there were. He wasn’t planning to spend all that much - he couldn’t spend all that’s much - but now he wanted one of everything. 

“Jeez pal, it all sounds so good, it’s almost torture,” Dick said, biting his lip as he thought, glancing over the doughnuts, struggling far too much to make a simple choice.

“Ah- I’ll take your favourite then pal as you recommend it.”

[margaritazoneinhell]

Joseph watched the man, eager for his order. But then when he does order well, it's simple and he wasn't sure he could just simply give the man a single doughnut. No. He could use a few more. So Joseph takes a few of his favorite and then two different ones. A blueberry and a chocolate. He packed them up.

"Here you go, on the house officer." He grins wide at the man. "Gotta have something more than a single doughnut on the stomach in order to keep everyone safe, right?"