caesura

reading my life away // '96 • she/her \\

[depsidase]

[sandersstudies]

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

[sandersstudies]

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

[sandersstudies]

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

[melodicwriter]

[transpigeon]

job search

[kemonomimichiru]

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[mystrothedefender]

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

[mystrothedefender]

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

[deadchannelradio]

starting a campaign called Put Fingers In His Bullet Wound Wednesday where every wednesday we celebrate medical accuracy by leaving the bullet in whatever fictional pookie you shot real good and Packing His Hole with gauze. by fingering that bullet wound real good. With gauze. this campaign will increase medical accuracy in fics and also make bullet wounds hornier.

[deadchannelradio]

The purpose of Fingers In His Bullet Wound Wednesday is to celebrate and sexualize proper medical care, such as Wound Packing, which requires Gauze. Pack His Wound Wednesday! Fill His Wound Friday! <3

Dont just finger his wound: fill it!

[deadchannelradio]

Happy inaugural Pack His Wound Wednesday, remember to finger and fill his wound!

[phantomchick]

#also!!!!#DON'T TAKE THE GAUZE AWAY#add more on top if it's bleeding through but taking away the gauze is also going to disrupt any clotting and start the wound bleeding again#anyway#stuff that wound saturday or whatever via @words-writ-in-starlight

[nyanakin]

the type of ship i fuck with the most

[ganymedian]

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

[ganymedian]

You must answer me my riddles three

[ganymedian]

You must jingle your little jester hat in a tone that doth please me

[sarahseeandersen]

[shalottoflady]

“If you do not schedule system maintenance, your system will schedule it for you.”

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[autodiscipline]

Sony dream machine

[anxietyproblem]

[televisionenjoyer]

Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

[televisionenjoyer]

Archive Of Oneself

[caats]

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[wilderbas]

finally got around to redesigning the celestial and seasonal celebrations of the pagan year to make em more cryptid- happy belated litha folks!