I'm the ketchup on Sebastian's french fries.

Marisa, Italian-Brazilian, 33, (She/Her), Bi, RAVENCLAW. Mainly Wolfstar and Queen at the moment. Feel free to talk to me :)

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Author: Regolith (metonym)

Link: Select All

Rating: Explicit

Status: Complete

Word Count: 47,304

Summary:

Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.

He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...

The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.

He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.

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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.

Relevant Tags: Never-Hooked-Up, FAST BURN, Sexting, Phone Sex, Video Sex, Getting Together, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Yearning.

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[ilyapasta]

My harmless headcanon is that Ilya "Going to Make Love to You, Hollander" Rozanov is a big fan of the terms "afterglow" and "pillow talk"

"Shane do not ask me about insurance for the hockey camps right now we are in the afterglow."

"Hollander you can't fall asleep I want pillow talk. Do you think I would be good at driving the Zamboni? Should we buy one and try it?"

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In vodka veritas

Author: peachmintfizz

Link: In vodka veritas

Rating: General Audiences

Status: Complete

Word Count: 4,609

Summary:

Shane and Ilya are roommates. Sometimes Ilya speaks in Russian. Shane also happens to know how to speak Russian.

Ilya does not know that Shane knows how to speak Russian.

Relevant Tags: College Roommates AU, Fluff, Shane Speaks Russian.

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[my-2nd-account]

[sergiocanavero]

"hollander" (this doesn't have to change, we can go back, we can just be hollander and rozanov and ignore the strings, we can pretend it's nothing more and never talk about it and I'll never say shane again, I'll never ask for more if this is all i can get) "hollander" (there's nothing I can say to keep this from crumbling but i'm begging you)

[symphoniccowboy]

‘shane fell first!’ ‘ilya fell first!’ BZZT . INCORRECT . they tripped at the same time & bonked their heads together so hard that they mistook love at first sight for having a concussion .

[silly-little-pal]

[akindoftragic]

Brian May, scanned from Benoît Clerc's Queen All the Songs: The Story Behind Every Track

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

every once in a while i remember flintwood exists and honestly what a good ship. just two men obsessed with quidditch and each other. no notes.

[gayscantslicetomatoes]

This is how it feels to open Tumblr right now, just so you know.

You are OT5, and I'm the air right there in the middle.

I love you, the best fucking fandom. ❤️‍🩹

[rottentiger-art]

"It is a wedding breakfasts, the sun is still out 😲" as if he did not fuck her on the middle of the day with the curtains open and nearly fingered her out on the streets the previous night lmao

[psycloclo]

before concert ~

Ref : Helmut Newton Woman into Man, 1979

[klara-marie]

Freaks in the sheets Freaks in the streets

GIF credits: @polinsated

[shishuri]

You gotta hand it to Portia though.. her conclusion that Pen is missing for an hour every ball they attend was that her social battery ran out. Which is a very valid reason, and she never questioned it before because she understood that its a thing.