heyyy

sophie | 26 | stay mad. stay mystified.

[bruntalism]

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

[63]

This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[thefactsofthematter]

🚨 NEW FIC | blackbird, fly

(ilya discovers a mini documentary made about 14 year old shane. it’s cute. it’s a little bittersweet.)

[roselandrythoughts]

gay guy dick not worth it

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?

You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!

What do you think?

I love it!!

it's alright

Ew

EW

oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!

Result/other

Remaining time: 3 days 20 hours

(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)

[keznated]

coworker sweetheart au😇🩷

[ilyarizzanov]

I’m gonna lose it. (x)

[slimetony]

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

[dezzima]

What even is clown food?

[slimetony]

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

[redwinerozanova]

red wine supernova, fall right into me

[pmamtraveller]

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

[hudconvent]

svetlana and ilya cant go on vacation without having a full drunken screaming-at-top-of-lungs fight saying the meanest shit they can think of and then pretending like nothing happened the next morning hungover as fuck sunglasses on eating breakfast by the pool

[memewhore]

[realpersonfacts]

been really into the 😁 emoji lately i suppose to remind myself that there is joy to be found even in the direst of circumstances

[shaneseggs]

need to write au where rose is a dominatrix shane goes to but he has weirdly specific rules like NO talking try not to even breathe too loud, blindfold me at ALL times, pegging only NOTHING else, do NOT touch my dick EVER, breasts stay COVERED in fact just wear a baggy tshirt and sweatpants. and after meeting pretty regularly she's like "you wish the strap was a real dick dont you" and he's just like"🥹yeah"

[newpokemoncards]

[mothercain]

is it true that it's happening to everybody?

baby it really and truly is