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sophie | 26 | stay mad. stay mystified.

[bruntalism]

[probablily]

How To Sort AO3 Fics To Find Stories That Say Something Meaningful Using Understated Yet Compelling Prose

[risariba]

distracting thoughts

[circumvents]

I need you guys to see the Shane Hollander gif trending on teams I just sent my coworker but I can't take a picture of my screen

[circumvents]

FOUND IT!

[hudsonswilliams]

💪

[cosmonautroger]

butterfly sweater

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[smokingrozanov]

Once again thinking about siblingless Shane who will never fully understand why Ilya goes quiet on Alexei’s birthday every year. He doesn’t get it when Ilya tells a story about one of his & Alexei’s more violent childhood fights with a sad smile on his face. I think at one point it causes a real argument between Shane & Ilya. Because Shane catches Ilya staring at Alexei’s contact information, his finger looking over the ‘call’ button. & Shane is yelling at him why, WHY would you want someone who manipulated & used you for your money back in your life?? Even a little bit?? & Ilya with tears in his eyes tells Shane that nobody else had to deal with their father’s expectations. That there were only two boys at Irina’s funeral who lost their mother. That still sometimes when he’s scared or overwhelmed, all he wants is his big brother. & sometimes, all he wants is his brother to feel the same

[themoonandmyman]

Hey so J……… you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

[smokingrozanov]

hey my lawyer said I can come over as long as your lawyer can take me home :)

[heatedrivalryz]

[tragicwaif]

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

[jetix]

Gouache paintings by Kelly Pringle, 2025

[radialarch]

shane's first time anal "that was so fucking hot" a little dopey and fucked out and completely sincere... do you think that's what did it. ilya's nearly desperate "please. go" in sochi. hollander leaning to chase ilya's thumb in his mouth, eyelids sliding shut in pleasure, the way his whole body went loose. it's just sex, hollander. you can't-- you don't even know what you're doing. big wet eyes, heart wide open. it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt you. i'm going to--

[twunkish-cleric]

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[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[nus4yy]

‘This is the kid with the highest hockey IQ’

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

for the first three months that Ilya has snapchat he genuinely believes that the photo disappears forever for everyone until the next time he sees svetlana and she shows him the screenshot she took of something he posted and he has a flashback of everything he’s posted and then - and this is crucial - does not change his snap habits at all

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

snaps ilya posted to his story:

photo of him and marly in g-strings

multiple speedometer pictures, all while driving and all over the speed limit

club selfies with svetlana and like every fifth one you can see that they definitely just did key bumps

video of him downing a big mac in like 35 seconds while the raiders call him disgusting in the background

a million sweaty gym selfies

video of burning rozanov jerseys outside centre bell with the caption “thank you montreal for selling out my jersey 💯”

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

a video taken by cliff of ilya taking a fat rip off of a truly bulky vape rig, trying to say “cotton” before blowing it out and instead choking and coughing so hard he throws up

200+ selfies of him with the stanley cup in various states of drunkenness and undress

dick pic accidentally posted to his story. it is the only story of his he’s deleted. followed by a black screen that say “whoops 😜 no peaking 😈”

video of him and svetlana doing ossetra caviar bumps

selfie with his tongue out with the caption “don’t need a filter to have a long tongue 😏🐶👅” notibly followed by a video making all the raiders use the dog filter

[symphoniccowboy]

my underboob sweat & swamp ass are what make me…. Me 🥰🤩🤸‍♀️💖