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sophie | 26 | stay mad. stay mystified.

[bruntalism]

[comingatthecottage]

shane hollander voice: i mean obviously i have to be Good. and it's totally no problem to walk through the desert for a hundred miles repenting, i'm great at that. my body isn't even a soft animal and it doesn't love or want anything and never will.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i like my music and it makes me happy and i dance and i smile and i groove to the rhythm

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[dunhilll]

[archivearchangelica]

Folsom Street Fair: friendship ties, 2006

[iiumz]

[sorrrowfull]

[04k96]

[mysticetes]

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[iftye]

actually very very grateful for the online slash long distance friendships and connections ive made on this hellsite and i don’t think i say that enough but!!!!!!!! i love you all so so much besties in my phone

[thelostcanyon]

March evening facing west, J-Six Ranch, Cochise County, Arizona.

[beadyeyes]

[ellisonwongparty]

a kind of fucked up boston raiders hc i have is that all of them just have really intense back stories. ilya's just like "yeah :/ and then i was the one who found her body...." and connors is like "damn..... that's like when my ex step dad kidnapped me for twelve years and i didn't even know until i saw my own picture on the back of a milk carton......" and ilya is like oh. shit. sorry man. and then cliff is like "thats tough that's like when i had to talk my lab partner down from shooting up my high school" and ilya is like oh okay #americamoment and cliff is like "yeah........... i was the only person who knew too because he told me not to go to school the next day........"

and then one vet in the back is like "my third ex wife left me today. and she took the house with her............"

and then everybody is like damn.......... that's really tough. it's a hard life out there. and then they all go to hockey practice about it.

[clytemnestraaa]

funniest tag on ao3 has got to be Kissing

[symphoniccowboy]

i always want to tell y’all my drinking stories but then i remember that post about bloggers attempting to appear darkly chic & im like that cannot be me . That cannot be even me-adjacent . So in finding my own drinking stories funny enough to share i feel extreme trepidation that i will be perceived metatextually as ‘trying to be cool by talking about substances’ when really the story is like . Ain’t I The Darnedest Li’l Thang You Ever Done Seen 🤗🤠 🐎 which to be clear is no less embarrassing but is unfortunately a crucial component of my oddball charm so i have to just roll with it .