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i aspire to be a weird hot loudmouth chainsmoking female comedian when i grow up

#yall better watch out for my mid life crisis stand up run at 56

wait just realized that if ilya was being truthful and sasha was the only guy he’d been with before that point, then that makes ilya like. a fucking cruising savant. just intuitively cruising. just organically came up with the principles of cruising all on his own no bathhouses no parks no train station bathrooms just one bisexual russian teenager and the thought “well he’ll get the memo if i start jerking off at him”

#FOAT (firetruck of all time)#heated rivalry

vanessagillings

Oh, to be a tiny mermaid to escape the heat

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

somethingsomethingwizard

willy wonka creation

fuckrozanov

personally i would like to spend today thinking about ilya on the bench telling his teammates the explicit details of all the filthy things he’s gonna do to montreal jane later and shane overhears all of it and spends the rest of the game hard and squirmy and embarrassed. i would like that very much.

#can we go here again …#heated rivalry

truegenius

marjorie - taylor swift

#MARJORIE BRIDGE ?? THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUT !!!!!!#also shane ‘say it in Russian’ . show me how to tell you i love you the way your mother did . AUUSHDKDDLVOEJANAKAOSJ #THIS IS SOOOOOO .#heated rivalry #video

ymutate

Olga Kvasha (Ukrainian, born 1976) Quietest Evening, 2013

Oil on canvas

75 x 95 cm

Private collection

tsurangaconundrum

panem dash simulator

peeniss4everlark Follow

NOOOOOOOOOO

officialsenecacrane Follow

me when i lie

districtfun Follow

i heard from my uncle who works at hunger games that they're only pulling from everlark shippers when they do the quarter quell

gurlonfire

thats funny because when i was fucking your uncle last night he told me they're only pulling from bitchy district one stans

catohead69 Follow

we poppin the biggest bottles when cato wins

catohead69 Follow

whos gonna win

cato ❤️

everlark 😒

busted ass foxface 🦊

Voting ended onJan 16, 2024

theeclove Follow

okay but is anyone else pissed how the district 11 guy literally did favoritism for late districts or what

rues-song

the careers literally did an alliance r u fucking kidding me i hope u get reaped

theeclove

clearly SOMEBODY doesnt understand the strategy of the games

career-sweep Follow

PLEASE tag your hunger games spoilers. this is literally common sense the games have been going on for 74 years you should know better by now

#hunger games spoilers #SOOO pissed rn theres never been a live announcement and now i found out from fucking everlarks

maytheodds Follow

Yes I'm a 30 yr old hunger games watcher. I've been watching kids die since you were in diapers. You have NO idea the tragedies I've endured. Hunger games is escapism for many of us when I come home from a long day of logging the last thing I need is for some 13 yr old tribute dying in a high stakes competition that we ALL knew was high stakes starting a riot and destroying all the nations grain

corholeanussnow

lmao. get a load of this guy

girlalcoholic Follow

haymitch stans rise tf up

#yes girl get that salve #i would fuck that old man

cinnagirl3000 Follow

i wld nvr survive in thg fr baby im killing myself

#thnk goddddd im cap 😁 #i woulda stepped tf off that platform cinna its been an honor

caeserflickerwoman Follow

does anyone else think it was fucked that peeta invaded ceasar's space when he CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with being SNIFFED by a STRANGER

softgreenpillow

fuck you this is clearly so fucking capitol-centric no one in the capitol would ever be comfortable with any districtperson doing ANYTHING these days. it is capitol-boot-licking scum like you that holds the movement back. get BLOCKED idiot

butchjohanna Follow

Just something I've noticed I think we as a fandom have gotten WAY too comfortable using the phrase "get reaped" as an insult, when it's a very serious reality that many children live with and should not be taken this lightly. Some people online have had to put their names in more for necessities like bread or water and the absolute terror that grips a person waiting for their name to be called doesn't leave you even in adulthood. Please think before you speak

#many of you are not acting in a way that johanna would be proud of. get it together #reaping mention

starcrossedluvrs Follow

softieshane

during this heatwave i am thinking about husbands shane and ilya by the lake, ilya laying on his tummy on the deck havin an afternoon snooze and shane straddling his hips so so gingerly to try not to wake him up and gently reapplying sunscreen on his back and neck. placing sweet little smooches down his baby’s back and neck when he’s done. 🥺🥺 sweet summer babies so in love and taking care of each other 🥺

#ilya waking up with white sunscreen stripes on the tips of his ears….. WAUGH #heated rivalry

smokingrozanov

Shane should be wine drunk on a couch somewhere watching How It’s Made while Ilya blitzed as fuck is saying shit like “if I were melting plastic would you be the machine that molds me into a dinosaur toy?” And Shane is near tears like baby. Baby. I need to be a dinosaur toy with you

#HDKDLSJDJDS #heated rivalry