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sophie | 26 | stay mad. stay mystified.

[bruntalism]

[climbhighsleeplow]

Views from Steptoe Butte in Whitman County, Washington

[theanti90smovement]

so here’s the thing

YOUR GAY

[rozieramati]

via

[tothecottage]

the ginger ale thing still fucks me up whenever i remember it. people made fun of him/made shane feel less than for opting out of drinking until they peer pressured him into having a drink and the only person to Truly know him is ilya FUCK!!!!!!! his ice cold can of ginger ale!!!!!!!!!! to be known is to be loved fuck my gay ass life

[loontattoo]

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

I know I’ve made this post before but at the end of the day they are sweeties and are in love so jot that down. jot it the fuck down.

[aflo]

My ancient grains are fucked

[taylornprice]

drew by the LA river today

[knownqueerbaiter]

Hi my name is Shane Dirr’ty Fuckin Dangles Boys Hollander and I have silky fucking mitts (that’s how I got my name) and short spiky black hair that I bleached once for juniors and a lot of people tell me I play like Sidney Crosby (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Scott Hunter but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hockey player but my teeth are still real. I have freckles on my face. I’m also in the NHL and I play for a team called the Voyageurs in Montreal where I’m the captain (I’m 24). I’m a forward (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly hockey gear. I love CCM and I buy all my gear from there. For example today I was wearing my Voyageurs jersey with the blue and white stripes and the matching hockey pants, black pads, blue socks and black skates. Underneath I was wearing black compression gear, a jockstrap and a helmet with a visor on top. I was skating in the arena. The Zamboni had just gone through so the ice was fresh, which I was very happy about. A lot of Raiders stared at me. I pulled a sick fucking deke on them.

[nickl-art]

this is my favorite custom discord emoji I've ever made. perfect for after a long day at the long day factory.

[avantgarden-er]

Cliff voice Hey man you texted and said it was an Emergency… is Shane oka- yeah- No i don’t think chlorine water and blue gatorade you had me try tasted like Baja Blast. Sorry man, hey. Hey. I’ll try it again.. because i love you

[ok-notgood-probablybad]

the father

the son

and the holy spirit

[symphoniccowboy]

going to kiss u if u keep posting this good btw

Why do u think im trying to post at all

[apollos-boyfriend]

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

[symphoniccowboy]

ilya 11 vodka redbulls deep at the club search history

How defend self from horse

Horse self-defense technique

Horse self-defense technique advanced

Defeat ancient horse technology

Hatman real or fake

Is killing horses illegal

Killing horse in self-defense legal yes ir no

[gaygoatshane]

this butchson glowup

[namunii]

This Ilya gives me strong Hannah Montana vibes but I love how it turned out anyway 😂