Mari♡

twitter: @marithekittyx

[lmanburs]

thank you for everything you've done technoblade

[brucebocchi]

and you may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful cock! and you may tell yourself, these are not my beautiful balls

[coolxatu]

the time difference between 7:39 and 7:40 is 5 million years

[coolxatu]

7:39 = oo ive got plany off time

7:40 = SHIT!!! FUCK!!!

[coolxatu]

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[mari-the-kitty]

i wish i was

[lady-raziel]

sometimes you just need a lil picture of yourself

[borderlineblitz]

:/

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[vixen-uchiha]

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive

[studentlifeproblems]

[ongwink]

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

[mari-the-kitty]

baby, kittybitty, good girl, sweetie

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

Superman is doing drugs in the UK -not clickbait- -gone wrong-

[karometeenk]

petition to make tumblr users google “what countries use the euro” before commenting on a post

[mari-the-kitty]

this whole post is a train wreck

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[toast-ranger-to-a-stranger]

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

[nekocat44]

[accordingtodevin]

I take walk-ins, please form a line.

[kylieogre]

[shittycryptids]

An elephant with a single tusk where its trunk should be and two trunks where its tusks should be. 

[mari-the-kitty]

oh god no

[kenzodiazepine]

[mari-the-kitty]

take notes men

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[christopherloganblack-deactivat]

Someone: "what's wrongdog?"

Me: *starts sobbing*