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kat | any/all | 27 | big of heart, dumb of ass

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- i'm kat but u can also call me kay or k or any variation of that or my username if u want! I am not picky lmao

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- i like to crochet & knit and sometimes I post what I make here!

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[fractally]

A reason I like asshole/scary Shane is I like imagining that Ilya has no fucking clue what anyone means by that. Because Ilya's one of the only people on the planet who isn't intimidated by Shane's looks and hockey skill, since he also has both. And he's not put off by Shane's insane commuication style because he's also terminally avoidant, and also an asshole, and Slavic. And he doesn't see the full brunt of Shane's dismissiveness because Ilya Rozanov exists in the warmth of Shane's gaze

Idk there's just something so funny to me about everyone else being like, "Yeah man....that guy is scary as fuck. I once watched him watch tape for 15 minutes straight without blinking. I played on the Mets for three years and he only ever called me by my number" while Ilya is twirling his hair and doodling "Mr. Hollander ✨❤️" in his notebooks in gel pen and imagining Shane as a particularly strange and cute little animal that he can poke to see how it reacts

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Something about Ilya still managing to be insecure about their relationship while Shane is locked on like a rabid dog, like 5000 PSI bite strength around that Russian boy. Shane is over here calmly rationalizing "This is not only the only person I've ever loved he's also the only person I can even fathom loving. If he dies I die because life will no longer be worth living. Obviously" and Ilya's like "what if he leaves me for this random Ottawan journalist"

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Oh one BIG reason I think the general public in Canada especially would be extremely pro-Shane Hollander even post-outing: he imports Ilya Rozanov and he doesn't leave Canada even when the situation in Montreal goes sideways

It's honestly impossible to overstate what a big deal that is. Canada constantly losing their hockey talent to US teams and the Stanley drought...it doesn't fucking matter what went down with those French Canadians, the rest of the country is ignoring that, he's still their hero.

When Ilya steps out in a Team Canada jersey at the 2026 Olympics and they crush team USA 6-0 in the gold medal match Shane would be instantly deified as the first Canadian saint.

[haveyouheardof70dollars]

I actually do think there’s a small but passionate group of die hard catholic canadian hockey fans who, following his second Stanley cup win, begin petitioning to canonize Shane Hollander and don’t stop. The pope has to make a statement at some point that winning three Stanley cups, while impressive, is not technically speaking an act of god.

[fractally]

Looooove this and love the idea that after three more cups in Otttawa Pope Bob has to make a second statement saying "even six cups is not, technically, an act of god" (cue Catholic Canadian booing)

[jewelcoatfish]

shane and ilya are strictly banned from being on the same team during team games like charades or monikers or heads up etc because being codependent in a multilingual household means they are freakishly fluent in reading each other’s expressions for clues which makes for a wildly unfair advantage. so they just get insanely competitive instead lmao

[sexcondo]

[midnightstorries]

connor storrie in some behind the scenes photos of April X 💥

April X opens the 34th Raindance Film Festival. Director Michel K. Parandi discusses casting Connor Storrie (via Variety)

Newcomer Storrie had no credits available at the time, with his upcoming work kept “secret” by his team. But Parandi trusted his instincts. “I could see [Connor] had been preparing himself for a long time, psychologically even,” he goes on. “When someone is a natural, they don’t have to work heavily to deliver something believable. It’s a good base to work with. There is also a bit of method acting with him, which I really like. He goes through his own mind, and he’s very fast. Production-wise, it was spotless. He was very easy, smooth, ready on time, always with the performance ready.”

[...] “The shoot was also very difficult,” adds the filmmaker. “We shot half the movie at night, in the cold, at minus 15 degrees. So I needed someone whom I knew I could rely on, who would be solid, and Connor was the most solid performance I’ve ever had. [He] is the best thing about the movie, but it’s not by chance. It was a conscious decision to put most of my ammunition in that department because I always thought to myself, no matter the story, no matter the budget, the lead has to carry the movie. He is in almost every shot of the movie, so it has to be someone people want to see. That was very important to me.”

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

i would really like us to consider shane buying ilya flowers

[virginshane]

I JUST THOUGHT THEY WERE PRETTY LIKE YOU!!!

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

@schittyfic 😩😩

[noopypng]

you'll save her next time for sure

[ruporas]

dragon meat, you, and me

[femalepentimento]

Wolfgang Tillmans - Chemistry Square (1992)

[firstprinced]

shane voice ooga booga that's my man

[cecoeur]

Love Ya, Mwah! (I know he made the sound)

[russianblush]

me @ my mutuals

[miscelium]

you construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of your huge sexy athletic costar || CLOSER - Tegan and Sara

[avainblue]

you want to fuck him i want to consume him i want to live inside his skin like a beast in the walls of his house i want to be his birth and his death and his beginning and his end and his undoing and his armageddon and his divine creator i want to eat him whole i want him to love me love me love me love me as the worshippers love the temple and as the temple loves the lamb and as the lamb loves the knife i want to be his vampire i want to be his life i want him to tear me apart i want to create worlds out of him and destroy them and destroy him and have him wake up in the morning next to me i want to call him pretty i want to brush his hair i want to crack him up i want to choke him i want to make him bleed i want to kiss the blood from his skin i want him buried deep inside the wound of my desire i want him to be my best friend i want him to loathe me i want to fight him to the death i want to be his favourite girl his favourite villain i want to be his worst fear i want my fingers in his mouth i want my mouth on his jugular i want to be the only thing inbetween him and death eternal i want my teeth in him i want i want i want i want

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[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

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[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous