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kat | any/all | 27 | big of heart, dumb of ass

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pinned post to say: hello hello! this is my blog! it is a bit of a mess but we vibe

- i'm kat but u can also call me kay or k or any variation of that or my username if u want! I am not picky lmao

- any pronouns are fine, use whatever u feel like/is funniest for the scenario

- if u ever need me to tag something or if I missed tagging something, just lmk! I'll try my best to go back and do so :)

- i write sometimes and u can find it on either my ao3 or in my work tag here

- i like to crochet & knit and sometimes I post what I make here!

- my asks are generally always open and anons are on, so feel free to come talk :D

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

[hollanovs-ilya]

SHANE AND ILYA in HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1.01, “Rookies”

[isolabellz]

shane hollander’s guide to lingerie inspired by this post

[hollanovscuckchair]

i keep thinking abt shane digging his heel into ilya's beautiful, round asscheek as ilya fucks him 😔

[wingsseni]

[miamaroo]

just bought the flaming raging poisoning sword of doom at Claire’s

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya getting cute aggression for Shane and pretending to die.

Like Shane will come back from having a shower and curl up on the couch beside Ilya and his cheeks are pink from the warm and his hair is wet and in his one of Ilya’s hoodies and he smells like soap and his conditioner and he yawns so big it makes his eyes water and as he curls into the the back of the couch he asks Ilya if they can watch this documentary about penguins that his dad said was good and Ilya just clutches and his chest and crawls forward and keens over and mushes his face into Shane’s chest.

Shane is like “what are you doing?” In a monotone voice and Ilya reaches out to blindly fit his hand to Shane’s cheek and is like “you have killed me” groans and rubs his face into Shane’s chest. And Shane is “from my boring?” Because Ilya does like to die from that every now and again, the last time was when he tried to explain to Ilya how the pans should be stacked in the draw so they don’t scuff. “No” Ilya sighs “even worse, you are so cute I’ve died” and Shane laughs and just smacks Ilya on the side of the head and then pulls at his curls. Ilya drags his face up and pouts and says “you need to give me mouth to mouth” and Shane frowns and mumbles “uh oh” and leans in and kisses Ilya. Because he’ll always play Ilya silly little games with him.

Ilya keeps doing it- dying of Shane’s cuteness- and Shane always needs to revive him with mouth to mouth (many many kisses).

[loveandlegacy]

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[asimovsideburns]

Ms Frizzle sending you one (1) permission slip at the beginning of the year to cover all the field trips and you’re like huh that’s a little unusual but I guess it’s efficient at least and then you open it and it’s written like This

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[mythmagicetc]

it sucks that shane’s first season with the centaurs is following a major trauma and sudden lifestyle shift because it’s also his first season regularly getting dicked down which as we know makes him play better. once he heals from everything that’s ever happened to him it’s over for u hoes

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[catnippackets]

I've never met Adrian but I already like them

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[gaynehollander]

Episode four fucks me up for a lot of reasons but that opening montage especially is peak cinema. Two and a half years playing out in five minutes but for once we actually get to see the passage of time occur. The clear illustration of their different social lives. Ilya going out at every opportunity, picking up women, drinking, staying detached, staying numb. Shane jogging with Hayden and staying in, reading, taking every sponsorship, never letting loose. The intercut workout scenes, the playful texting, the barely concealed longing. Checking the schedules, eagerly anticipating their next chance to meet up. That. Fucking. Smash cut. Ilya slamming him into the boards then slamming into him on the couch. Shane's back-to-back wins, Ilya's earnest pride, his played up frustration. That champagne scene. Shane being more interested in sending a cheeky text than celebrating with his teammates. Their summers spent apart, texting, their winters spent on the ice, meeting up. Them barely being able to break apart from each other long enough to actually take their clothes off or get to the bedroom. Their phones constantly kept close, constantly being checked, neither one wanting to reach out without reason but always hoping the other one has. The stark contrast between their family lives, Shane being managed by his mom, chatting with his dad, Ilya taking care of his rapidly deteriorating father. Ilya growing disinterested in finding other available partners. Svetlana clocking the change in him. My Moon My Man playing throughout all of it. Honestly, poetry in motion.