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unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

drxkl0ve

Olandria carthen in pink 🌸🎀

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

New cryptid

My resolution last year was to do one thing before bed that would make my morning feel easier, and that’s become a daily habit that I’m carrying into this new year.

Some nights even filling up the kettle and setting an empty mug out for my morning tea felt hard. But I was always thankful for it in the morning.

Other nights, one thing would lead to another, and I’d wake up in a clean house with everything ready to go.

And, on a rare few nights, the one thing that I could do to make my morning easier was going straight to bed and allowing myself to rest.

What stayed the same each day is that I would take a moment to think of what I could do for my future self and do it, even after a hard day. And I would wake up knowing that I had done my best and any effort—no matter how small—was a kindness to myself.

one-bite-is-undercover

I’ve been doing a lot of “a treat for future me” moments lately.

heatherwitch

That’s a great way to look at it, and I love this artist! (Anna-Laura: instagram / website)

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

eboneeblak

Black femme goths

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

mariacherryxxo

This is so precious, they really are water dogs 😭🤍

rowanisawriter

write insane shit that’s way beyond your perceived ability and skill level even if you don’t finish it even if you think it sucks

marzipanandminutiae

that one story in Irish mythology where this woman goes to the king (just randomly in public) and is like “hey I’m pregnant but I haven’t slept with a man in years so ???”

and then the king’s like “well did you sleep with a woman?”

and the woman’s like “yeah but that can’t-”

and the king’s like “she’d slept with a man that same day and the semen got transferred from her vag to yours”

and the people are like “SO WISE”

and the woman’s like “SO WISE”

and this priest who’s possessed by a demon and just happens to be flying overhead hears the judgement and the king’s wisdom drives out the demon and he lands safely in the crowd

the point being that nobody was bothered by sweet sweet sapphic sex in early medieval Ireland so nobody should be now

(edit: here is one source for this story; it doesn’t mention the priest, but the full text does.)

kyraneko

the middle ages were WILD

this story’s got everything. soap opera pregnancy shenanigans. kings that just rock up to you in public. random flying demon-possessed priests. casual acceptance of homosexuality. logic so good it exorcises anyone in the local airspace. it’s spectacular and amazeballs I love it.