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WHEN U SPOT A MISTAKE ON A DRAWING IMMEDIATELY AFTER POSTING IT

This white boy came over a month ago and asked why my pillow was shiny. I told him it was satin, because I need a satin case to maintain my natural hairstyle overnight.

This past weekend I stayed over at his house after a party because it was too late to go back to Manhattan, and when I got in bed I noticed that one of his pillowcases was satin.

I asked him why a white, nearly bald man needed a satin pillowcase and he said he bought it for me, in case I needed to sleep over sometime. He didn’t want me to ruin my hair on cotton.

I kissed the ever-loving shit out of him.

That’s how you show a brown girl you care.

alexisthenedd

Update: he’s my boyfriend. our 1 year anniversary is coming up next month.

alexisthenedd

New Update: We had our two year anniversary on August 9th.

We also have moved in together.

As we went through his stuff for the move, we found the last of those pillowcases he bought for me in 2015.

I sleep on it every night.

alexisthenedd

THREE YEARS AS OF LAST THURSDAY

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me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls

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nurse2001

nothing will ever top this

deadlykillerqueen

Reblog this picture if you aren’t afraid to have the face of god on your dash

miralyk

CURRENT MOOD FOR ISABELLE FOR SMASH ULTIMATE AND ANIMAL CROSSING ON SWITCH ANNOUNCED IN THE NEW DIRECT

qoa

amazing

myerstumbluh

things that are nOt okay:

going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)

talking badly aBout your kid to other people

insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back

“this is my house you have no privacy”

hitting your kid

compare them to other kids

sliceofham

• telling your kid you’re doing them a favor by providing the essentials (food, clothing, education, etc)

waxscoralpants

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

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also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

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You guys are forgetting the best part

frenchifries

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

renxamamiya

weirdmageddon

BITDGTH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FWHAT TEN FUCK WHAT THE THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

arcadetheatre

Nintendo: *shows Isabelle in office*

AC Fans: NEW ANIMAL CROSSING?!

Nintendo: No, Isabelle is in Smash.

AC Fans: Oh… well that’s still pretty cool!

Nintendo: Also new Animal Crossing.

AC Fans: *cardiac arrest*

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

I just realized Vore day falls on August the 8th.

That’s 8/8

That’s like.

Ate ate eat eat idk

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Fun fact: The common belief is that vore day is on 8/8 as a pun of eight/ate, but I’ve heard that it was actually started by Japanese artists and the way 8/8 is written in Japanese is a pun on the sound a growling stomach makes.

Meaning we have a wonderfully cross cultural shared pun going on and if that isn’t the coolest shit then you are simply wrong.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

!!!!!! That is the coolest!