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@mariesydney
if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed
I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
holy fucking shit
I hope V2 has this level of Quality
Tainted Love playing from another room Soft Cell
You’re in a horror movie and suddenly in a red-neon-lit bathroom your nose starts bleeding as you stare into the mirror
May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you
do you know how cute i would be if i had more money
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
8 things to quit in 2018: 1. trying to please everyone. 2. fearing change. 3. living in the past. 4. overthinking. 5. being afraid to be different. 8. sacrificing your happiness for others. 7. thinking you’re not good enough. 8. thinking you have no purpose.
Alyssa. (via be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life)